Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)

[Nicok7]

Great chat on crypto the other day, first it starts with the usual guy whining that poker is rigged, but when he starts actually thinking it IS rigged it becomes gold. The whole table participated and hopefully it's BBV worthy!

Part 1: Poker is rigged blablabla
Dealer: Game #4472109774, willlion wins pot (£799.75) with A Flush, Ace high
Thompy: ABSOLUTE JOKE
Thompy: WTF WAS THAT
willlion: a great hand of poker
Thompy: thats right
Thompy: 92 suited - just what this site is all about
willlion: thats was called good night thompy
Thompy: lol are you seriously kidding me
Thompy: so many dodgy flush draws on this site its unreal
Thompy: 77
Thompy: lol
Thompy: joke site
wwfc77: call
Dealer: Game #4472111944, Thompy wins pot (£342) with A Straight, Queen high
Thompy: willion please leave there are others waiting
Dealer: Game #4472284414, wwfc77 wins pot (£187) with Three of a kind, Sevens, Ace high
Thompy: jesus
Thompy: what a total setup
Thompy: these flops are a disgrace
Thompy: 10 10 i had tere
Thompy: its disgusting
Dealer: Game #4472285384, ForTheWin wins pot (£776.26) with A Flush, Queen high
Thompy: why cant i get a hand like that ever
Thompy: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Thompy: INSTANT FOLD
Thompy: WHEN I HAD THE GOODS
Thompy: YOU CAN AL LSEE MY CARDS
Thompy: 77
Thompy: ffs
Thompy: jokeflop dot com
Thompy: trips and i am all in
Thompy: never hit it
Thompy: ever
Dealer: Game #4472445274, Psychatog wins pot (£377)
Thompy: lmao
Thompy: AK
Dealer: Game #4472445464, wwfc77 wins pot (£221) with Two Pairs, Aces and Nines, King high
Thompy: this must be a sick joke
Thompy: surely
Thompy: so many paired flops
Thompy: KQ
Thompy: there
Dealer: Game #4472445784, Monsieur wins pot (£285) with A Straight, Ace high
Monsieur: ul
Thompy: eh.......
Thompy: is this seriously some kind of joke
Thompy: i mean seriously
Thompy: WTF is going on here
Thompy: this is a joke
Dealer: Game #4472446224, wwfc77 wins pot (£222) with Two Pairs, Jacks and Sevens, Queen high
Thompy: lol
Thompy: i think i will unsinstal this
wwfc77: bet any more i pass
Thompy: somethign going on here


Part2: Tapping the fish tank
Monsieur: newsflash poker is gambling
Monsieur: u can loose
Thompy: what - all the f in time
Monsieur: i m down 4.5 grands today not complaining
Thompy: 2k for me
Monsieur: patience is key
JKlausen: im down 40k for this week
ForTheWin: guess im on the right table then
Psychatog: -154k last week
Monsieur: lol
Thompy: but why on other sites i do well but this one is outdraw non stop
Monsieur: yeah but it s different for u psy
Monsieur: u suck =)
JKlausen: it comes inperiods
Psychatog: *(
Monsieur: periods is for women i want money
wwfc77: nh
Psychatog: ty


Part3 Going for the kill
(he wins the blinds)
Monsieur: there u go
Dealer: Game #4472447084, Thompy wins pot (£20)
Thompy: AA - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thompy: you can all so see my cards
JKlausen: is that a prob thompy`?
Monsieur: u mean u can t see ours??
JKlausen: you just need a little update for your crypto skin
JKlausen: and BTW thompy we all talk togather on skype to win your money
Thompy: i bet you do
Monsieur: how much u bet?
Thompy: there has to be something going on for me to be so "unlucky"
Dealer: Game #4472447854, ForTheWin wins pot (£519)
JKlausen: we also have a card generator we know what the flop turn and river is
Thompy: that would explain a few things
Monsieur: hey i don t have that!!
JKlausen: 2 sek then I send it to you
Monsieur: ty
JKlausen: MSN ok for you ?
Dealer: Game #4472580134, Psychatog wins pot (£222) with A Straight, Six high
Thompy: ARE YOU JOKING ME
Monsieur: ouch
JKlausen: see he knew it
Thompy: this is a FECKING JOKE
Thompy: COME ON THIS IS A MAJOR CON
Thompy: 88 - ffs this is really getting t oannoy me
Monsieur: what other sites do u play at
Thompy: ladbrokes
Thompy: UB
Thompy: cant believe i am down 2.5k now and its only after lunch - what a joke
Monsieur: bon appetit
Monsieur: like i said am down twice that wanna swap?
Thompy: its not the money - its the utter bad lkuck of it thats the bad bit
ForTheWin: well look at it this way
ForTheWin: you will have good luck in all non poker activities
Thompy: never playing mid pockets on here again
Thompy: AA
Thompy: that is the worst hand ever played
Thompy: but i know you will all call to the end or go over the top so i cant scare you off hope to see the river not hit
Psychatog: lol
Psychatog: I had nothing
Thompy: lol i mean ffs
Thompy: nothing psy - thats why yu called big preflop then went all in
Thompy: ok i believe you
Thompy: A6 you had
Thompy: you hit the nuts on the river
Thompy: yet another 3 out suck out draw
Dealer: Game #4472581734, Monsieur wins pot (£1308) with Two Pairs, Aces and Kings, Jack high
Thompy: that is disgusting
Monsieur: thanks for the pattern mapper mate
Monsieur: it works well
Thompy: you guys are cheating with something - thats not fair
Monsieur: dude we re pulling ur lef
Monsieur: leg
Thompy: hmmmm
Thompy: after the performance today its a hard one not to believe
Monsieur: would i really tell u lol
Thompy: doubel bluff
Monsieur: too funny
Thompy: you can all keep my 2 grand - i uninstall and go back to ladbrokes - this site a bit too fishy for me
ForTheWin: lol
ForTheWin: ladbrokes has bots
Monsieur: but they don t cheat
JKlausen: ty for the 2k m8
Thompy: not on 10*20
Thompy: yur welcome
Thompy: i nope you all enjoy it
JKlausen: we will

--- he leaves ---

Monsieur: lolloooooooooool
Monsieur: good times
JKlausen: hehe yeah
Monsieur: i need to install ladbrokes now
JKlausen: same
Monsieur: didn t think this trhough =(
Psychatog: yes yes
JKlausen: you all cheat in some way
JKlausen: "yeah we do"
JKlausen: that makes sense *D
Monsieur: tripel bluff