what's your excuse for being single?

[oddjob]

i'm a pretty blunt guy, so i usually just say, i'm fat, ugly, balding, poor, and unintersting. all of which i'm sure attribute to me bing single.

when i do give an excuse it usually, i like being single and couples often time suck (which is true sometimes, but i wouldn't mind having a gf at this point in my life)

when someone calls me out, and says i'm shy and have self esteem issues (which are both true) i offer this excuse (which i also true, but is still a lame excuse). i was scarred up badly in my face from a car accident my freshman year of high school, so i never got to get the akward first talking to girls, high school experience out of the way. i had to wait till i was much much older, when you're supposed to know how to do that stuff.

that's mine.

what's yours?

yah, i'm bored today.

[RayPowers]

My wife keeps kicking me out.

[MrWookie]

I travel a fair bit, and when I'm traveling, that's the only time I really do things that would help me meet girls that might remedy my singleness problem. I do well when I'm out of town, but those can only be weekend-long flings, not really anything where I could say I stopped being single. When I'm in my own town, I'm either working, relaxing at home, or out with the same group of friends, none of whom I'd date, doing the same sorts of things, which don't really involve meeting people I'd date.

I dabbled in online dating briefly. I didn't really get anywhere, and since some of those sites can be pretty expensive, I didn't really feel like keeping with it.

[ncboiler]

Chicks hate me

[Hold'em 07]

I'm in college.

[Wes Mantooth]

because DC has no hot women.... (I never claimed the excuse was good)

[sethypooh21]

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because Alaska has no hot single women.... (I've always claimed that the excuse is golden)

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FYP

[z28dreams]

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because DC has no hot women.... (I never claimed the excuse was good)

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That and when girls compliment your fine choice in PBR beers at the bar you have no follow through :P

[firstyearclay]

I agree with Wes here. Unless u want to buy into the whole entire DC, family there, all went to school in the area, all go to lame ass Ocean City, drive in that [censored] insane traffic.....wait is this about girls or Washington DC???

fyc

[adsman]

This whole thread turned out to be a bit sad actually. I feel for you guys, I really do. Oh well, off to get laid now.