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Old 07-28-2007, 02:24 AM
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Default If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

Four tournaments in a row:

I'm NormnDrabble, ldo. I converted this painstakingly using FTR converter, and it didn't work, so sue me.

TOURNEY ONE

Stage #836367261 Tourney ID 1845905 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $30 - 2007-07-28 00:48:08 (ET)
Table: 15249716 (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - CYTOXIN ($1415 in chips)
Seat 3 - AFORME ($705 in chips)
Seat 4 - ZETA349 ($2410 in chips)
Seat 5 - NORMNDRABBLE ($1365 in chips)
Seat 6 - NRG2 ($3105 in chips)
AFORME - Posts small blind $15
ZETA349 - Posts big blind $30
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [9c 9h]
NORMNDRABBLE - Raises $100 to $100
NRG2 - Calls $100
CYTOXIN - Folds
AFORME - All-In(Raise) $690 to $705
ZETA349 - Folds
NORMNDRABBLE - All-In(Raise) $1265 to $1365
NRG2 - Folds
NORMNDRABBLE - returned ($660) : not called
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ks 7c]
*** TURN *** [Ac Ks 7c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ks 7c 7s] [10h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AFORME - Shows [Qs Jc] (Straight, ten to ace)
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [9c 9h] (Two Pair, nines and sevens)
AFORME Collects $1540 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($1540)
Board [Ac Ks 7c 7s 10h]
Seat 1: CYTOXIN (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: AFORME (small blind) won Total ($1540) All-In HI$1540) with Straight, ten to ace [Qs Jc - B:Ac,B:Ks,P:Qs,P:Jc,B:10h]
Seat 4: ZETA349 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: NORMNDRABBLE HI:lost with Two Pair, nines and sevens [9c 9h - P:9h,P:9c,B:7s,B:7c,B:Ac]
Seat 6: NRG2 Folded on the POCKET CARDS


Stage #836368011 Tourney ID 1845905 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $30 - 2007-07-28 00:48:44 (ET)
Table: 15249716 (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 1 - CYTOXIN ($1415 in chips)
Seat 3 - AFORME ($1540 in chips)
Seat 4 - ZETA349 ($2380 in chips)
Seat 5 - NORMNDRABBLE ($660 in chips)
Seat 6 - NRG2 ($3005 in chips)
ZETA349 - Posts small blind $15
NORMNDRABBLE - Posts big blind $30
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [Ah Jc]
NRG2 - Calls $30
CYTOXIN - Calls $30
AFORME - Folds
ZETA349 - Calls $15
NORMNDRABBLE - Raises $100 to $130
NRG2 - Calls $100
CYTOXIN - Calls $100
ZETA349 - Folds
*** FLOP *** [10h 7s 8c]
NORMNDRABBLE - All-In $530
NRG2 - Folds
CYTOXIN - Calls $530
*** TURN *** [10h 7s 8c] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [10h 7s 8c Qs] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CYTOXIN - Shows [8d Kc] (One pair, eights)
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [Ah Jc] (ace high)
CYTOXIN Collects $1480 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($1480)
Board [10h 7s 8c Qs 4d]
Seat 1: CYTOXIN won Total ($1480) HI$1480) with One pair, eights [8d Kc - P:8d,B:8c,P:Kc,B:Qs,B:10h]
Seat 3: AFORME (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: ZETA349 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: NORMNDRABBLE (big blind) HI:lost with ace high [Ah Jc - P:Ah,B:Qs,P:Jc,B:10h,B:8c]
Seat 6: NRG2 Folded on the FLOP

VERY NEXT TOURNEY
Stage #836342497 Tourney ID 60597 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $100 - 2007-07-28 00:29:23 (ET)
Table: 15246896 (Real Money) Seat #8 is the dealer
Seat 1 - KNGLEONIDAS ($750 in chips)
Seat 2 - SVEN56 ($1855 in chips)
Seat 3 - NORMNDRABBLE ($2175 in chips)
Seat 4 - DUN4NEA ($775 in chips)
Seat 5 - TALOND ($2260 in chips)
Seat 6 - XNUKE7 ($3050 in chips)
Seat 8 - SLIMFAST98 ($1925 in chips)
Seat 9 - YGW ($710 in chips)
YGW - Posts small blind $50
KNGLEONIDAS - Posts big blind $100
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [Qd Qh]
SVEN56 - Calls $100
NORMNDRABBLE - Raises $400 to $400
DUN4NEA - All-In(Raise) $775 to $775
TALOND - Folds
XNUKE7 - Folds
SLIMFAST98 - Calls $775
YGW - Folds
KNGLEONIDAS - Folds
SVEN56 - Folds
NORMNDRABBLE - Calls $375
*** FLOP *** [10h 4s 2c]
NORMNDRABBLE - All-In $1400
SLIMFAST98 - All-In $1150
NORMNDRABBLE - returned ($250) : not called
*** TURN *** [10h 4s 2c] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [10h 4s 2c 5d] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [Qd Qh] (One pair, queens)
DUN4NEA - Shows [8d 7d] (jack high)
SLIMFAST98 - Shows [Kc Kh] (One pair, kings)
SLIMFAST98 Collects $2300 from side pot-1
SLIMFAST98 Collects $2575 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($4875:$2575,$2300)
Board [10h 4s 2c 5d Jd]
Seat 1: KNGLEONIDAS (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: SVEN56 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: NORMNDRABBLE HI:lost with One pair, queens [Qd Qh - P:Qh,P:Qd,B:Jd,B:10h,B:5d]
Seat 4: DUN4NEA HI:lost with jack high [8d 7d - B:Jd,B:10h,P:8d,P:7d,B:5d]
Seat 5: TALOND Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: XNUKE7 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: SLIMFAST98 (dealer) won Total ($4875) All-In HI$4875) with One pair, kings [Kc Kh - P:Kh,P:Kc,B:Jd,B:10h,B:5d]
Seat 9: YGW (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

Stage #836343909 Tourney ID 60597 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $150 - 2007-07-28 00:30:26 (ET)
Table: 15246896 (Real Money) Seat #9 is the dealer
Seat 1 - KNGLEONIDAS ($650 in chips)
Seat 2 - SVEN56 ($1755 in chips)
Seat 3 - NORMNDRABBLE ($250 in chips)
Seat 5 - TALOND ($2260 in chips)
Seat 6 - XNUKE7 ($3050 in chips)
Seat 8 - SLIMFAST98 ($4875 in chips)
Seat 9 - YGW ($660 in chips)
KNGLEONIDAS - Posts small blind $75
SVEN56 - Posts big blind $150
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [Ac Ah]
NORMNDRABBLE - All-In(Raise) $250 to $250
TALOND - Folds
XNUKE7 - Folds
SLIMFAST98 - Folds
YGW - Folds
KNGLEONIDAS - Folds
SVEN56 - Calls $100
*** FLOP *** [6d 7c 5h]
*** TURN *** [6d 7c 5h] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [6d 7c 5h 5s] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SVEN56 - Shows [2d Jh] (One pair, fives)
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [Ac Ah] (Two Pair, aces and fives)
NORMNDRABBLE Collects $575 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($575)
Board [6d 7c 5h 5s 8s]
Seat 1: KNGLEONIDAS (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: SVEN56 (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, fives [2d Jh - B:5s,B:5h,P:Jh,B:8s,B:7c]
Seat 3: NORMNDRABBLE won Total ($575) All-In HI$575) with Two Pair, aces and fives [Ac Ah - P:Ah,P:Ac,B:5s,B:5h,B:8s]
Seat 5: TALOND Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: XNUKE7 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: SLIMFAST98 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: YGW (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

Stage #836344872 Tourney ID 60597 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $150 - 2007-07-28 00:31:06 (ET)
Table: 15246896 (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - KNGLEONIDAS ($575 in chips)
Seat 2 - SVEN56 ($1505 in chips)
Seat 3 - NORMNDRABBLE ($575 in chips)
Seat 5 - TALOND ($2260 in chips)
Seat 6 - XNUKE7 ($3050 in chips)
Seat 8 - SLIMFAST98 ($4875 in chips)
Seat 9 - YGW ($660 in chips)
SVEN56 - Posts small blind $75
NORMNDRABBLE - Posts big blind $150
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [9s 6s]
TALOND - Raises $450 to $450
XNUKE7 - Folds
SLIMFAST98 - Folds
YGW - Folds
KNGLEONIDAS - Folds
SVEN56 - Folds
NORMNDRABBLE - All-In(Raise) $425 to $575
TALOND - Calls $125
*** FLOP *** [9d 6c Jd]
*** TURN *** [9d 6c Jd] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [9d 6c Jd 4s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [9s 6s] (Two Pair, nines and sixes)
TALOND - Shows [Ah Kh] (ace high)
NORMNDRABBLE Collects $1225 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($1225)
Board [9d 6c Jd 4s 3s]
Seat 1: KNGLEONIDAS (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: SVEN56 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: NORMNDRABBLE (big blind) won Total ($1225) All-In HI$1225) with Two Pair, nines and sixes [9s 6s - P:9s,B:9d,P:6s,B:6c,B:Jd]
Seat 5: TALOND HI:lost with ace high [Ah Kh - P:Ah,P:Kh,B:Jd,B:9d,B:6c]
Seat 6: XNUKE7 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: SLIMFAST98 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: YGW Folded on the POCKET CARDS

THEN, THIS…

Stage #836353604 Tourney ID 60597 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $200 - 2007-07-28 00:37:36 (ET)
Table: 15246896 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 3 - NORMNDRABBLE ($925 in chips)
Seat 5 - TALOND ($3415 in chips)
Seat 6 - XNUKE7 ($3225 in chips)
Seat 8 - SLIMFAST98 ($5935 in chips)
SLIMFAST98 - Posts small blind $100
NORMNDRABBLE - Posts big blind $200
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [Kh Js]
TALOND - Folds
XNUKE7 - Folds
SLIMFAST98 - Raises $700 to $800
NORMNDRABBLE - All-In(Raise) $725 to $925
SLIMFAST98 - Calls $125
*** FLOP *** [10d 9s Ad]
*** TURN *** [10d 9s Ad] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [10d 9s Ad 7h] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [Kh Js] (ace high)
SLIMFAST98 - Shows [Jc 10s] (One pair, tens)
SLIMFAST98 Collects $1850 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($1850)
Board [10d 9s Ad 7h 4s]
Seat 3: NORMNDRABBLE (big blind) HI:lost with ace high [Kh Js - B:Ad,P:Kh,P:Js,B:10d,B:9s]
Seat 5: TALOND Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: XNUKE7 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: SLIMFAST98 (small blind) won Total ($1850) HI$1850) with One pair, tens [Jc 10s - P:10s,B:10d,B:Ad,P:Jc,B:9s]

OK, ONE MORE TRY, THIS TIME A $100 BUY-IN (TILTING)

ON THE FREAKING BUBBLE….

Stage #836446615 Tourney ID 60740 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $150 - 2007-07-28 01:59:39 (ET)
Table: 15250346 (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - RLBROWN ($2775 in chips)
Seat 2 - KBYWJRA ($2285 in chips)
Seat 4 - NORMNDRABBLE ($2170 in chips)
Seat 8 - THAKID16 ($1885 in chips)
Seat 9 - JUDD14 ($4385 in chips)
KBYWJRA - Posts small blind $75
NORMNDRABBLE - Posts big blind $150
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [Kc As]
THAKID16 - Folds
JUDD14 - Folds
RLBROWN - Raises $300 to $300
KBYWJRA - Folds
NORMNDRABBLE - All-In(Raise) $2020 to $2170
RLBROWN - Calls $1870
*** FLOP *** [9h Ad 7h]
*** TURN *** [9h Ad 7h] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [9h Ad 7h 8c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RLBROWN - Shows [10c Jc] (Straight, seven to jack)
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [Kc As] (Three of a kind, aces)
RLBROWN Collects $4415 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($4415)
Board [9h Ad 7h 8c Ac]
Seat 1: RLBROWN (dealer) won Total ($4415) HI$4415) with Straight, seven to jack [10c Jc - P:Jc,P:10c,B:9h,B:8c,B:7h]
Seat 2: KBYWJRA (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: NORMNDRABBLE (big blind) HI:lost with Three of a kind, aces [Kc As - P:As,B:Ad,B:Ac,P:Kc,B:9h]
Seat 8: THAKID16 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: JUDD14 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

AND FINALLY …. 6-MAN, ONLY TWO PLACES PAID
THREE LEFT:

Stage #836402287 Tourney ID 1845755 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $150 - 2007-07-28 01:17:39 (ET)
Table: 15250358 (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 1 - YOPAYME ($2660 in chips)
Seat 3 - NORMNDRABBLE ($975 in chips)
Seat 5 - WELCOMEME ($5365 in chips)
YOPAYME - Posts small blind $75
NORMNDRABBLE - Posts big blind $150
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [Ac Qs]
WELCOMEME - Raises $450 to $450
YOPAYME - Folds
NORMNDRABBLE - All-In(Raise) $825 to $975
WELCOMEME - Calls $525
*** FLOP *** [Jc 5s 7c]
*** TURN *** [Jc 5s 7c] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 5s 7c 8s] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [Ac Qs] (One pair, jacks)
WELCOMEME - Shows [2s As] (Flush, ace high)
WELCOMEME Collects $2025 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($2025)
Board [Jc 5s 7c 8s Js]
Seat 1: YOPAYME (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: NORMNDRABBLE (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, jacks [Ac Qs - B:Js,B:Jc,P:Ac,P:Qs,B:8s]
Seat 5: WELCOMEME (dealer) won Total ($2025) HI$2025) with Flush, ace high [2s As - P:As,B:Js,B:8s,B:5s,P:2s]


FOUR IN A [censored] ROW????? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???


P.S....holding true to my pastoral self, I actually typed c.e.n.s.o.r.e.d.

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Old 07-28-2007, 02:25 AM
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:26 AM
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stick to...

pastoring?
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:26 AM
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did not read a single hand
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:26 AM
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lol donkaments
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:28 AM
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did not read a single hand

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Dearest noob: just look at hand results and "weep when others weep"
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:29 AM
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did you really just post to bemoan the fact you got 60/40d a few times?
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:30 AM
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did not read a single hand

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Dearest noob: just look at hand results and "weep when others weep"

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do not care
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:36 AM
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did not read a single hand

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Dearest noob: just look at hand results and "weep when others weep"

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do not care

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Then do not post. BBV is a rough and tumble place. I would advise you to get out while you can.
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