Brag: I am creating a fantasy food draft

[Speel Posher]

So,
My roomate does not know how to eat properly(his 5 year old sister eats better than he does imo)

ex: today i found jelly from his peanut butter and jelly sandwich on his eyebrow.(it had been there for a couple of hours)

a couple of friends and myself are creating a draft where we pick certain foods(chicken wings and spaghetti are the frontrunners for the number one pick) but we dont know exactly how to organize it.

I was thinking we all have one major food, one condiment, and one dessert.

points are scored based on the mess and location of the mess(1 pt for around mouth 5 for on forehead etc.)

we want to get this set up for next semester but do we just do it on a weekly basis and if he eats spaghetti 3 times a week spaghetti wins or do we wait until he has one of each food and then take the best score?

i need your help bbv. I would donate 25 dollars to whoever could help but i only have money on bodog and they dont do transfers.