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Old 12-19-2006, 03:20 AM
NewTeaBag NewTeaBag is offline
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Default An XMAS Tale for BBV

Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the shopping centre entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old.

He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill.

Oddly enough, he was holding a $100 bill in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong.

He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family.

Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save $200 to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home.

He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the $100 bills and disappeared into the night.

"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.

The boy said, "I did."

"And nobody came to help you?" I wondered.

The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.

"How loud did you scream?" I inquired.

The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"

I realized then that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help.

So I grabbed his other $100 and ran to my car.







Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year to all
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:23 AM
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give me my time back plz. im drunk an gonna watch simpsuns reruns but i still want it back ause that was lame k thnx
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:27 AM
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:27 AM
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give me my time back plz. im drunk an gonna watch simpsuns reruns but i still want it back ause that was lame k thnx

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Eh..I got a chuckle out of it. A brief respite from my throbbing headache at least.
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:37 AM
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Default Re: An XMAS Tale for BBV

You realize it's still pronounced "Christmas," even though it's abreviated "Xmas"?
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:38 AM
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You realize it's still pronounced "Christmas," even though it's abreviated "Xmas"?

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I am not understanding you sir.
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:40 AM
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You realize it's still pronounced "Christmas," even though it's abreviated "Xmas"?

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I am not understanding you sir.

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I didn't read the post. I was talking about the thread title.
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:43 AM
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You realize it's still pronounced "Christmas," even though it's abreviated "Xmas"?

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I am not understanding you sir.

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I didn't read the post. I was talking about the thread title.

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I'm sure this is leading somewhere but I am still not understanding? Perhaps I am being of the denseness.
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:59 AM
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You realize it's still pronounced "Christmas," even though it's abreviated "Xmas"?

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I am not understanding you sir.

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I didn't read the post. I was talking about the thread title.

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I'm sure this is leading somewhere but I am still not understanding? Perhaps I am being of the denseness.

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Yes, an exciting lesson in acronyms is about to unfold, prepare to bask in the enlightenment.
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Old 12-19-2006, 04:03 AM
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You realize it's still pronounced "Christmas," even though it's abreviated "Xmas"?

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oh, you must be using an archaic pronunciation...
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