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#51
08-04-2007, 11:10 PM
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Lol at you not sealing the deal tonight. [/ QUOTE ] American chicks just don't work that way in general. I even called her as she was in the process of dropping her friend off. She said "No way, I'll never see you again if I let you come over tonight." She was right, so what could I do? SFB's technique is to take her someplace else that night, but they were already at Del Taco for some carbo loading, so that wasn't gonna work. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] man not sealing the deal that night is really bad. You needed to just give her the impression that she wasnt going to see you again if she DIDNT hook up with you that night. Also American DO work that way, you just need to go about it the right way. Any girl, especially fat, who waves you over in a bar to talk dirty to you should not get a promise of a dinner date out it! They should get some d!ck, if you feel like giving it out. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, yeah, I know. I was trying to salvage some self-respect here. She basically knew all the lines and pre-empted most of them beforehand, so "now or never" wasn't gonna work. Kinda impressive for a fat girl, actually. P.S. There is a venue in the O.C. called "Butterfly Lounge" that specializes in the "voluptuous" woman. The things you learn... P.P.S. Plus-size Yellow Pages 
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#52
08-05-2007, 12:42 AM
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Yeah, yeah, I know. I was trying to salvage some self-respect here. She basically knew all the lines and pre-empted most of them beforehand, so "now or never" wasn't gonna work. Kinda impressive for a fat girl, actually. P.S. There is a venue in the O.C. called "Butterfly Lounge" that specializes in the "voluptuous" woman. The things you learn... P.P.S. Plus-size Yellow Pages [/ QUOTE ] He said: [ QUOTE ] You needed to just give her the impression that she wasnt going to see you again if she DIDNT hook up with you that night. [/ QUOTE ] nonono... it needs to ACTUALLY be true, not "give her the impression". lay down the law and if she's like okbyethx then oh well, find another fatty [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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#53
08-05-2007, 12:44 AM
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nonono... it needs to ACTUALLY be true, not "give her the impression". lay down the law and if she's like okbyethx then oh well, find another fatty [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Did you miss the tongue/gag reflex thing? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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#54
08-05-2007, 12:49 AM
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Insta shove...but I gotta ask...what exactly is a cougar paradise? bc I only chose this name because it was my unit's nickname (US Army). I gotta make sure there's no weird connotations here [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#55
08-05-2007, 12:52 AM
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
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[ QUOTE ] nonono... it needs to ACTUALLY be true, not "give her the impression". lay down the law and if she's like okbyethx then oh well, find another fatty [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Did you miss the tongue/gag reflex thing? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] what makes you think i can afford to take a fatty out to dinner? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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08-05-2007, 12:54 AM
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I've never been with a fat chick. [/ QUOTE ] I'm calling BS on this
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#57
08-05-2007, 12:58 AM
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Insta shove...but I gotta ask...what exactly is a cougar paradise? bc I only chose this name because it was my unit's nickname (US Army). I gotta make sure there's no weird connotations here [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] In civilian life cougar is a 40+ woman desperately looking for love, or at least sex, or at least some attention. Sry dude. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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#58
08-05-2007, 01:00 AM
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
Upon further review...
bad sex > no sex, but disease < jacking off, so..... If the fat chick is willing to do the deed in exchange for breakfast after just meeting you, I'm thinking fold...she's probably made this deal a couple of times before.
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08-05-2007, 01:01 AM
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[ QUOTE ] I've never been with a fat chick. [/ QUOTE ] I'm calling BS on this [/ QUOTE ] Dude, I'm 0 for 2. You know the story of the other one.
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08-05-2007, 01:05 AM
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
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[ QUOTE ] Insta shove...but I gotta ask...what exactly is a cougar paradise? bc I only chose this name because it was my unit's nickname (US Army). I gotta make sure there's no weird connotations here [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] In civilian life cougar is a 40+ woman desperately looking for love, or at least sex, or at least some attention. Sry dude. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] ty...well so far in a year and a half I haven't got any weird messages looking for a 40+ horndog woman so I guess I'm ok [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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