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Old 10-02-2007, 12:07 AM
absoludicrous absoludicrous is offline
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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I'm pretty sure I know where things went wrong and what you should have said
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Her: just eating a sandwhich
Me: eating as usual huh
Her: i'm a hungry person
Me: are you a messy eater?
Her: not really
Me: oh, well maybe you should take me to lunch tomorrow to prove it.
Her: i'm already having lunch with kevin (WHO THE [censored] IS KEVIN, I DONT KNOW HIM, WHY THE [censored] DOES SHE KEEP MENTIONING HIM, HE'S NOT HER BF 100%)
Me: oh cool. where are you going? we should double.
Her: Haha no i hardly get to spend time with kevin.
Me: There's a lot of sexual tension between us
Her: I can't believe you just said that
Me: Is it true?
Her: [b]Yes.


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Oral sex ensues after she places your [censored] between the sandwich.

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Old 10-02-2007, 12:07 AM
PhilBeans PhilBeans is offline
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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Serious question: are you gay?

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Although it's a hotly debated topic in the PUA community, the answer is no. However, I will flirt with a man at a gay club for endless free drinks. The girls think I'm just an endless supply of free drinks...It's a good play imo.

[/ QUOTE ] This could cross over into my free liquor post! Only problem is no gay bars in the country. Dammit!
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:19 AM
LOLDONKBETZ LOLDONKBETZ is offline
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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hm. i have a question. not sure of your credentials or w/e, but hows my line?

background: meet chick randomly, all the history is outlined in this thread (note near the end where she calls me at like 12ish but i just dont pick up).


So today, i text her saying "hey, what are you up to". The following convo ensues.

Her: just eating a sandwhich
Me: eating as usual huh
Her: i'm a hungry person
Me: are you a messy eater?
Her: not really
Me: oh, well maybe you should take me to lunch tomorrow to prove it.
Her: i'm already having lunch with kevin (WHO THE [censored] IS KEVIN, I DONT KNOW HIM, WHY THE [censored] DOES SHE KEEP MENTIONING HIM, HE'S NOT HER BF 100%)
Me: oh cool. where are you going? we should double.
Her: Haha no i hardly get to spend time with kevin.
Me: haha, cool, i'll take a rain check. later.


Anyway, it would appear that i [censored] up somewhere...not sure where, and frankly, i'm surprised because it looked like a lock saturday....thoughts?

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I haven't read your thread, I will and PM you. But from the sounds of it, she's trying to make you jealous by subtly dropping other dudes names. Appear unaffected, even though you're not, and don't let her know it bothers you.

Perhaps come off as gay and have her introduce you to Kevin, blow Kevin out (i.e. getting to know the good friend, making the other one jealous, then pouncing on the one you really want to [censored]. Be careful though, you may actually fall for Kevin).

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this is terrible, /delete thread, op is a lying conartist with no game
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:21 AM
absoludicrous absoludicrous is offline
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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hm. i have a question. not sure of your credentials or w/e, but hows my line?

background: meet chick randomly, all the history is outlined in this thread (note near the end where she calls me at like 12ish but i just dont pick up).


So today, i text her saying "hey, what are you up to". The following convo ensues.

Her: just eating a sandwhich
Me: eating as usual huh
Her: i'm a hungry person
Me: are you a messy eater?
Her: not really
Me: oh, well maybe you should take me to lunch tomorrow to prove it.
Her: i'm already having lunch with kevin (WHO THE [censored] IS KEVIN, I DONT KNOW HIM, WHY THE [censored] DOES SHE KEEP MENTIONING HIM, HE'S NOT HER BF 100%)
Me: oh cool. where are you going? we should double.
Her: Haha no i hardly get to spend time with kevin.
Me: haha, cool, i'll take a rain check. later.


Anyway, it would appear that i [censored] up somewhere...not sure where, and frankly, i'm surprised because it looked like a lock saturday....thoughts?

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I haven't read your thread, I will and PM you. But from the sounds of it, she's trying to make you jealous by subtly dropping other dudes names. Appear unaffected, even though you're not, and don't let her know it bothers you.

Perhaps come off as gay and have her introduce you to Kevin, blow Kevin out (i.e. getting to know the good friend, making the other one jealous, then pouncing on the one you really want to [censored]. Be careful though, you may actually fall for Kevin).

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this is terrible, /delete thread, op is a lying conartist with no game

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imo
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:29 AM
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my gf constantly humiliates me about the size of my penis! she brings it up in practically every conversation. i remember back one time at my brothers wedding we were talking about oj simpsons book then somehow my penis length got brought up. and its even worse at informal occasions. at parties she'll often bring out the ruler (which she put a mark on at 4.1 inches) and tell me to pull down my pants or i dont get sex later. so i pretty much have to do it then all my friends/family laugh at me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

what should i do? i really like her but not when she does things like this. help me op
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:30 AM
IWEARGOGGLES IWEARGOGGLES is offline
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

You're the guy who tried to email hit on your counselor or something, right?
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:25 AM
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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my gf constantly humiliates me about the size of my penis! she brings it up in practically every conversation. i remember back one time at my brothers wedding we were talking about oj simpsons book then somehow my penis length got brought up. and its even worse at informal occasions. at parties she'll often bring out the ruler (which she put a mark on at 4.1 inches) and tell me to pull down my pants or i dont get sex later. so i pretty much have to do it then all my friends/family laugh at me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

what should i do? i really like her but not when she does things like this. help me op

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Unless you're hard all the time, 4.1" flaccid is a rather normal sized flaccid [censored]. imo.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:25 AM
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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You're the guy who tried to email hit on your counselor or something, right?

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Yeah, why?
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:28 AM
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip_...posts/910214/1
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Old 10-02-2007, 02:25 AM
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http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip_...posts/910214/1

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE
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