Best means of legal self protection(<21)

[TheProdigy]

Hey,

I usually carry around a switchblade with me for no other reason than to make me feel like I would have control in most situations(most not even close to all).

Now that I know switchblades are illegal apparently in my state(Ohio), I am wondering what the best means of protection is for someone under 21..Hopefully something I could carry with me often and not be in trouble or caught for it.

I'm not really looking for mace or anything, something like a bee-bee type pistol(is there any strong enough to really hurt someone, like atleast stop them from wanting to proceed after me?) or something like that.

Any ideas? Price isn't a big deal or anything but obv not in the 1,000's.

P.S. I did a search for "protection" in the subject of posts and nothing came up so sorry if this has been discussed

[edfurlong]

Why no mace? Sounds like you should pick up a rape whistle.

[emon87]

if you don't want a gun mace is the way to go. but why do you feel you need to carry? Just leave...

[TheProdigy]

Mace is too pussy. I want something baller and scary as hell. I have no reason to actually want this and do not fear for my life, it just simply gives me better peace of mind.

[garcia1000]

Carry a golf club with you at all times. I recommend 7-iron.

If you might look conspicuous carrying around a single golf club, you should carry an entire set of golf clubs with you.

"Gonna play a few holes later today mang"

[Ook]

So, it must suck to need a knife to keep from getting your lunch money stolen. Stop being a hudge vag ftw?

[edfurlong]

Maybe a bandoleer of water balloons filled with bleach and pee?

[pergesu]

I'm not sure if you're a pussy and an easy target for bullies, or if you're just an assshole to people so much that they want to beat the piss out of you. Either way I'd suggest stopping though.

[TheProdigy]

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So, it must suck to need a knife to keep from getting your lunch money stolen. Stop being a hudge vag ftw?

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Like I said, no actual reason at all to need this, I just want it because it is fun to know you got the pooweeerrr..edit: before everyone takes this wrong..I am just kidding. Actually it is because I have been buying too much cool [censored] for college from poker..I got a 32" lcd and a 800 phone, new laptop, new car, and I seriously think I am a good candidate for getting jumped at sometime even though i go wayy out of my way to try to keep stuff private but i got 4 guys rooming with me with big mouths about my [censored].

P.S. I can't get a concealed license to carry until 21 years old, right?

[Spellmen]

A knife isn't gonna help you when you die in a grease fire