Dear Bison 2007: Spanish for taco

[bisonbison]

Many of you remember how this works.

Me: I have an eighth grade education and a copy of The New Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract in my bathroom.

You: can ask for advice, ask philosophical questions or anything else that comes to mind. You can also PM me and I'll post the question without your name.

I: will return semi-regularly to answer most of these questions in a condescending, dismissive or embarrassingly earnest way until the thread is pretty well dead.

That's how it works. Please ask questions or don't.

[edfurlong]

I'm a total retard, why do they still let me post here?

Is watching tranny porn gay? I usually fast forward through any kissing.

Should I go to thailand or should I get rid of my apartment and put all my [censored] in storage and go to thailand?

[tuq]

Isn't taco in Spanish "taco"? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[pryor15]

Bison,

does Bill James still do the career projections? if so, please pick a player at random and give us his HR total

[xxThe_Lebowskixx]

Will Anacardo find happiness in 2007?

[bisonbison]

I'm a total retard, why do they still let me post here?

It's too much effort to ban longtime posters without a smoking gun of worthlessness. Sans dramabomb, if you have 3 fans in the world, it's not worth the inevitable complaining.

Is watching tranny porn gay? I usually fast forward through any kissing.

Wanting to have sex with men is gay. Falling in love with men is gay. Do you want to eff someone with a dick? Get effed by someone with a dick?

There may be something feminine you like about former-shes or something masculine you like about former-hes, but I'm not gonna worry about the gayness of effing people with hormone [censored] and surgically-sculpted labial dick-remnants. Someone needs to eff em, so have at it.

[tuq]

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There may be something feminine you like about former-shes or something masculine you like about former-hes, but I'm not gonna worry about the gayness of effing people with hormone [censored] and surgically-sculpted labial dick-remnants. Someone needs to eff em, so have at it.

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Whew, thanks, you just justified my twenties.

[bisonbison]

Isn't taco in Spanish "taco"?

Yes.

[kipin]

bison^2,

Which hand do you prefer when you rub and tug?

[DeezNuts]

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Isn't taco in Spanish "taco"?

Yes.

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These are the hard hitting questions I want answered.

I welcome back Dear Bison with open arms.