great chat with ivy league math graduate!!111

[SmileyEH]

Anyone that plays nl200 on party knows this guy. 12 tables with a $40 stack. Fascinating story! I havent even said anything for 15 minutes. Prolly updates to follow!


sidis___: i took math at an ivey league school
sidis___: ive 12 tabled nl for three years
sidis___: i play poker 65 hrs a week
sidis___: you srsly dont know what youre talking about and make asinine assumptions that stroke your ego
sidis___: no, i 12 tabled nl1k for two years [/b]
sidis___: and i made a lot of money
sidis___: use your head, clownshoes
sidis___: for all you know i bought two condos and im paying mortages
sidis___: or im getting data to make a bot
sidis___: are you even trying to use your brain?
sidis___: see above: stroking your ego
sidis___: use your head, clownshoes
sidis___: for all you know i bought two condos and im paying mortages
sidis___: or im getting data to make a bot
sidis___: but keep truckin', all-star
sidis___: one day you'll know what you're talking about instead of stupidly repeating what youve read on a forum
sidis___: only 17% of total hands vpip'd are shoves vs. a raise
sidis___: and the diff between shoving, say 18% from bb and 14% is
sidis___: i win about 3bb/100 at nl200
sidis___: 12 tabling shortstack
sidis___: and btW,
sidis___: youre lucky im deigning to issue a correction
sidis___: but you are not "fervently" cutting and pasting
sidis___: then why did u just misuse fervent?
sidis___: the obv word is "furiously"
sidis___: that is gr 9 word
sidis___: im a pretty good arbitrer of intelligence
sidis___: and yours is lacking
sidis___: hey man
sidis___: i have $600 in play
sidis___: limitless turpitude

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

limitless turpitude

[Unknown Soldier]

what were you saying to him?

[SmileyEH]

at first I was just berating him for being a shortstack, then it was mostly lololololol. Then I just stopped because i was too busy (fervently) copy and pasting his chat into aim windows. good times.

[Conte Rules]

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limitless turpitude

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this is the new unexploitable

[ursine cotcher]

I love this guy. Last week he told me his winrate is significantly higher than mine, and that I am too stupid to realise that his strategy is the best method of making money.

I then stacked him 4 times.

Oh, and he also told me he was winning so much that he'd be playing 5/10 this week.

[Unknown Soldier]

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at first I was just berating him for being a shortstack, then it was mostly lololololol. Then I just stopped because i was too busy (fervently) copy and pasting his chat into aim windows. good times.

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] berating shortacks


I fully supportt it op and will join in if we are all at the same table

[SmileyEH]

[censored]. I lost the chat where he started talking about nash equilibriums [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[ipokeder]

^ aaaahahhaha

[Kermit]

USE YOUR HEAD, CLOWNSHOES!