Sick 100nl Fish Beating

[BEEFAROO]

I am firing up my 100nl tables and in the process of making them all good to go when out of the corner of my eye I see this guy shove his stack in pf 2x So insta I click deal me in and post and have this [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Button ($58.80)</font>
<font color="#C00000">SB ($203.15)</font>
BB ($99.95)
<font color="#C00000">Statutory ($100)</font>

Preflop: Statutory is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Statutory checks, <font color="#CC3333">SB (poster) raises to $204.15 (All-In)</font>, Statutory calls $99 (All-In).

Flop: ($304.15) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($304.15) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($304.15) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $304.15

Results
Statutory has Tc Ah (two pair, aces and threes).
SB has Qh Ts (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Statutory wins $200. SB wins $104.15.

WEEEEeee Sick read this games going to be good!
I start chatting very friendly with said donkey and try to image a sick degen gambler so hed stay. The table is 3 nits myslef and maniac at this point and I pull the most obv LOLIMGOINGTOTRAPU move.



Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($100)
SB ($52.80)
<font color="#C00000">BB ($297.35)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Statutory ($301.15)</font>

Preflop: Statutory is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Statutory calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $298.35 (All-In)</font>, Statutory calls $296.35.

Flop: ($596.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($596.20) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($596.20) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $596.20

Results
BB has 7c 4h (high card, king).
Statutory has Ts Tc (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Statutory wins $596.20.

Degens dont care, they gambool [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img].

We start going back and forth on the table and the nit to my left soon builds a 6 bi stack comparable to myself. The maniac busts a few guys up and now im 7 bis deep guy to my left is 6 and fish is 3bi. guy to my left never plays a pot agaisnt me and I fold a good chunk of my hands. Some awful tag sits down and opens 73o on c/o and trys bluffing said maniac but runner runner gutshots him for the kill. Fish battles back and an hour latter we get in this hand, thankfully i was being sweated by my friend...



Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG ($622.10)
MP ($383.70)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($277.45)</font>
SB ($162.70)
<font color="#C00000">Statutory ($697.30)</font>

Preflop: Statutory is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $3.5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Statutory raises to $21</font>, Button calls $16.50.

Flop: ($41.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Statutory bets $28</font>, Button calls $28.

Turn: ($97.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Statutory bets $76</font>, Button calls $76.

River: ($249.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


<font color="#CC3333">Statutory bets $248.5</font>, Button calls $153.45 (All-In).

Final Pot: $651.45

Results
Statutory has Jd Js (full house, jacks full of fours).
Button has 3c 2c (flush, jack high).
Outcome: Statutory wins $651.45.

Lol no excuse for playing bad there here are some fun pictures

[Spechel EDD]

i played like 230ish hands today

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fake until i see unconverted HHs, amirite?

[BEEFAROO]

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i played like 230ish hands today

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Clearly I only played this many in one day, so that means im 50% better then you. Gl in life being 33% lesser of a man then me.