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Old 11-16-2007, 01:09 AM
ChodeStars ChodeStars is offline
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Default WTF im gonna stomp on my cat

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB (t950)
UTG (t2285)
MP (t945)
Hero (t1085)
Button (t1815)
SB (t1920)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls t50, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to t200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1085</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t1815</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG folds, MP folds.

Flop: (t3225) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t3225) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t3225) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t2495

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Ks (high card, ace).
Button has Ad Qd (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Button wins t2495. </font>

Such a [censored] joke who the [censored] reshoves there with AQ. Got what i wanted but [censored]

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Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of 50.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, Hero calls 1220 (All-In).

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot:

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kc Kh (two pair, kings and queens).
Button has Ks Qc (full house, queens full of nines).
Outcome: Button wins . </font>

He did say sorry which i hate
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Old 11-16-2007, 01:12 AM
apunisher apunisher is offline
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Default Re: WTF im gonna stomp on my cat

....standard, you i wasted approx 17 sec of my life
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Old 11-16-2007, 01:13 AM
ChodeStars ChodeStars is offline
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Default Re: WTF im gonna stomp on my cat

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....standard, you i wasted approx 17 sec of my life

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Thats what he said last night, by he im saying ur dad
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Old 11-16-2007, 01:40 AM
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Default Re: WTF im gonna stomp on my cat

Did you stomp on your cat at least?
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:23 AM
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Default Re: WTF im gonna stomp on my cat

you got lucky
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:32 AM
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poor cat imo
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Old 11-16-2007, 06:38 AM
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Default Re: WTF im gonna stomp on my cat

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....standard, you i wasted approx 17 sec of my life

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Thats what he said last night, by he im saying ur dad

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pics of 17 seconds with said dad or it didnt happen imo.
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Old 11-16-2007, 06:51 AM
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Post more OP please
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Old 11-16-2007, 06:52 AM
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Default Re: WTF im gonna stomp on my cat

Another person overplays AK (offsuit too!). Whats new?

BTW, AK is a drawing hand, just like AQ, you just got outdrawn... at least HE was suited.

I wish your cat was big enough to stomp on you.
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Old 11-16-2007, 07:54 AM
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[ ] relax babe im just taking a piss
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