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Old 11-09-2007, 02:28 PM
mbillie1 mbillie1 is offline
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Default Re: My Office on Fridays

Solution: bring an empty 2 liter coke bottle to work, urinate in it throughout the day
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:31 PM
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Solution: bring an empty 2 liter coke bottle to work, urinate in it throughout the day

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Then use for JENKEM?
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:34 PM
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BTW that picture is LOL
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:25 PM
The B The B is offline
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HOW I POOP @ WORK:

- wet toilet paper and clean all porcelin that will be anywhere remotely close to my ass

- flush

- wash hands from cleaning co-workers stale dry urine

- piss (sitting down obv)

- pull out Bluff or Maxim Magazine that I have hidden in some folder with a company letterhead

- poop & read magazine

- sit & finish reading magazine

- wipe/flush

my poop is an 18-24 min break imo
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:45 PM
O Fen�meno O Fen�meno is offline
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- sit & finish reading magazine



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most important part of any poop
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:47 PM
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- sit & finish reading magazine

- wipe/flush

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I'd probably wipe then finish reading... no big deal.
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:57 PM
kylephilly kylephilly is offline
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- sit & finish reading magazine

- wipe/flush

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I'd probably wipe then finish reading... no big deal.

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How long until a crust forms?
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Old 11-16-2007, 01:01 PM
liquidboss liquidboss is offline
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Default Re: My Office on Fridays

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HOW I POOP @ WORK:

- wet toilet paper and clean all porcelin that will be anywhere remotely close to my ass

- flush

- wash hands from cleaning co-workers stale dry urine

- piss (sitting down obv)

- pull out Bluff or Maxim Magazine that I have hidden in some folder with a company letterhead

- poop & read magazine

- sit & finish reading magazine

- wipe/flush

my poop is an 18-24 min break imo

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Looks pretty standard, just be careful you don't accidently piss sitting down and then not poop. Sitting down to just piss is a symptom of the gay.
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Old 11-16-2007, 07:26 PM
rhymenocerus rhymenocerus is offline
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I can't drop one if there is someone sitting in the stall directly next to me. Anyone else have this problem?


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parcopresis
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