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Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
[This IM transcript arrived anonymously in my inbox this morning. I have no idea who it is from, or who is talking. The name was already partially edited.]
_ar_ Se__ says (09:47 PM): Ok, I want to get this story straight before we start AP Support Guy says (09:47 PM): I know the story, sir – I’ve seen your hand histories _ar_ Se__ says (09:47 PM): Just do what your told, korea boy. I can have you fired. AP Support Guy says (09:47 PM): you’re English is very good, sir _ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM): I mean it AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM): Yessir. Sorry sir _ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM): Better. Now, we have a little problem with hand histories AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM): you do indeed _ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM): Say what again? AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM): Do you indeed _ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM): Right. Yes, I do. AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM): You mean the one from feb 2006 _ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM): How do you know about that? AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM): It is very famous, we all know about it _ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM): what? AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM): Somebody in support said that HH is worth money AP Support Guy says (09:49 PM): So we all made many copies AP Support Guy says (09:49 PM): I have it as my desktop wallpaper. It’s very funny _ar_ Se__ says (09:49 PM): [censored][censored][censored] _ar_ Se__ says (09:49 PM): anyway, AP keeps HH for 6 months okay? AP Support Guy says (09:49 PM): Yessir. Ten times. _ar_ Se__ says (09:49 PM): what? AP Support Guy says (09:49 PM): We keep them for 6 months, 10 times _ar_ Se__ says (09:50 PM): you mean 5 years don’t you AP Support Guy says (09:50 PM): Yessir. The KGC rule 245 says we must not delete any of them for 5 years. _ar_ Se__ says (09:50 PM): look, moron. You must say AP can NOT find that hand history – right? AP Support Guy says (09:50 PM): We can not find it, right _ar_ Se__ says (09:51 PM): good AP Support Guy says (09:51 PM): No need to really – it is printed on a big poster on the wall here _ar_ Se__ says (09:51 PM): what the [censored] AP Support Guy says (09:51 PM): O yes. We have it on t-shirts too _ar_ Se__ says (09:52 PM): ffs. Look, when I ask for these HH in a minute, you say ‘yes’, then pretend to check and say you can’t do it after all. Say they only go back 6 months AP Support Guy says (09:52 PM): That will be admitting AP has breached its license. _ar_ Se__ says (09:52 PM): I don’t care. My good name is on the line here AP Support Guy says (09:53 PM): And a train is coming _ar_ Se__ says (09:53 PM): and make sure to be surprised when I say ‘2006’ AP Support Guy says (09:53 PM): But everyone knows – it will look very suspicious _ar_ Se__ says (09:53 PM): shut up. I think I know best what’s suspicious or not. And I want lots of talk about my innocence AP Support Guy says (09:54 PM): innocence, right _ar_ Se__ says (09:54 PM): and my reputation AP Support Guy says (09:54 PM): I wouldn’t dwell on that if I were you _ar_ Se__ says (09:55 PM): just remember – this is only for all the little [censored] on 2+2 AP Support Guy says (09:55 PM): Do I say S____ T__ or A____ G______ are innocent like you? _ar_ Se__ says (09:55 PM): you [censored] idiot AP Support Guy says (09:55 PM): What’s the excuse for AP deleting HH? _ar_ Se__ says (09:56 PM): say they were getting too big AP Support Guy says (09:56 PM): But every HH in our history would fit on $1000-worth of hard drives _ar_ Se__ says (09:56 PM): I know that, [censored]. I am an internet poker pro and part-owner of a poker website. You must think I was born yesterday AP Support Guy says (09:56 PM): … _ar_ Se__ says (09:57 PM): Here we go then – and we keep doing it til you do it right. Take one… [file ends] It’s a complete mystery, guys. |
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Re: Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
[] funny.
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Re: Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
[x] funny
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Re: Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
hmmm how long did that take you to do?
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Re: Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
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hmmm how long did that take you to do? [/ QUOTE ] I will seek legal remedy with a clear conscience if anyone dares accuse me of making this up. It arrived in my inbox, which I can prove with my saved and dated emails. EDIT: It turns out that my inbox was very full and it has just auto-deleted the original email. I had no way of knowing this would definitely happen when I made the previous statement. |
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Re: Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
OP, you try too hard.
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Re: Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
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[ QUOTE ] hmmm how long did that take you to do? [/ QUOTE ] I will seek legal remedy with a clear conscience if anyone dares accuse me of making this up. It arrived in my inbox, which I can prove with my saved and dated emails. EDIT: It turns out that my inbox was very full and it has just auto-deleted the original email. I had no way of knowing this would definitely happen when I made the previous statement. [/ QUOTE ] and uh, who are you, and why did someone decide you were the best person to mail something like this to? |
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Re: Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
[x]replies use checkboxes
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Re: Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
lol
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Re: Unverifiable transcript from AP support - may be made up?
[x] LOL
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