beat: cavemen are smarter than me

[mbillie1]

my lighter died so now i can't smoke. i lack matches and/or any other fire-starting implements. how the [censored] did cavemen do this? everything is closed, i can't go get matches and i seem to have lost any other reserve lighters i may have had. also, the stove is electric and barely hot enough to cook food, and i'm on the 4th floor and can't smoke inside this building (huge beat i know) so lighting it on the stove and taking it downstairs is like impossible.

i need to channel my ancestors and rub sticks together.

[ocdscale]

What makes you think they didn't use matches?

[mbillie1]

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What makes you think they didn't use matches?

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beat: cavemen had matches and i don't

[keikiwai]

obv. you don't have an emergency kit

so prepare to die

[mbillie1]

[ QUOTE ]
obv. you don't have an emergency kit

so prepare to die

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beat: I had an emergency kit in my last car, but I crashed into a telephone pole and it flew from the trunk through my back seats and hit me in the back of the head (that is true)

now I lack an emergency kit

[keikiwai]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
obv. you don't have an emergency kit

so prepare to die

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beat: I had an emergency kit in my last car, but I crashed into a telephone pole and it flew from the trunk through my back seats and hit me in the back of the head (that is true)

now I lack an emergency kit

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i will not die w/o a fight

i could give you a light, cause i'm always prepared

one:


two:

[mbillie1]

I am about to go turn on my car, bring down a fast food napkin, wait for the exhaust pipe to get hot, try to light fast food napkin with exhaust pipe and light cigarette with napkin.

Results to follow.

[T-God]

Where the [censored] do you live that 7/11 isnt open?

[John Spartan]

[ QUOTE ]
I am about to go turn on my car, bring down a fast food napkin, wait for the exhaust pipe to get hot, try to light fast food napkin with exhaust pipe and light cigarette with napkin.

Results to follow.

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or why not just use the cigarette lighter that presumably came with your car?

[T.J. Combo]

1. Call police complaining about upstairs neighbors playing music too loud.
2. Police show up and are like "wtf, there's no music"
3. Ask cop for a light.

Your tax dollars at work