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Old 07-02-2006, 01:14 AM
Big Poppa Smurf Big Poppa Smurf is offline
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Default \"One pair\"

On my way down to AC today to check out the new Borgata room, I predict that I will lose my first hand with a high pocket pair, because that's just how I roll.

My first hand, the cutoff open raises, and I look down to see kings. I 3-bet, he calls. Flop is Q73, I bet, he calls.

The turn is a jack, I bet, he raises, I call, because I am a giant vagina. I check call a blank river, and he announces "one pair" in a kind of questioning, dissapointed voice. I triumphantly turn over my kings.

He turns over aces [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:21 AM
BitterChris BitterChris is offline
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Poppa Smurf, I want my luck back

- Bitterness is joy with a bad attitude
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:32 AM
Big Poppa Smurf Big Poppa Smurf is offline
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Um, I don't see how I have your luck.
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