beat: wtf my tooth just broke

mbillie1 · #1 10-11-2007, 07:00 PM

BEAT: I'm eating toast, and it's kinda crunchy cuz it's freezerburned and overtoasted. And my fking tooth breaks. Now there's a jagged part of my tooth and its making my tongue get cut and bleed. I have a dentist's appt tuesday. Wtf is my play? I just tried to file the sharp part down with a nail file, but my tooth is much stronger than the nail file so now I have sandpaper granules in my mouth, and a sharp and broken tooth. Next up is the metal file on my nail clippers, then an actual carpentry file.

Brag: just got 28 weeks later on dvd, watching it (for the first time) in about 20 minutes

Variance: I didn't like that tooth anyway

Conspire · #2 10-11-2007, 07:01 PM

Heroin can make that pain go away.

IRuleYouHard · #3 10-11-2007, 07:02 PM

similar situation resulted in my last screen name...OMGMYTOOF!

NT! · #4 10-11-2007, 07:02 PM

not much you can do. lucky that you're going to the dentist soon anyway, get it capped ASAP.

also brush your teeth dirtbag

mbillie1 · #5 10-11-2007, 07:04 PM

results: my nail clipper file is ineffective, sharp tooth edge is still painfully cutting my mouth. down to the basement to look for a more serious filing implement.

prodonkey · #6 10-11-2007, 07:13 PM

why would toast be freezerburned?

mbillie1 · #7 10-11-2007, 07:22 PM

success: "diamond fifteen-piece home file kit" found in basement. small file selected, tooth filed for approximately 3-4 minutes. significant improvement. tthric, etc

GeneralDisarray · #8 10-11-2007, 07:24 PM

Sounds kinda painful... especially the filing part.

Suggestion: Needs more milk so it doesnt happen again.

BLAABAR · #9 10-11-2007, 07:29 PM

thread worthless without pics of your touth and/or toast.

ItalianFX · #10 10-11-2007, 07:32 PM

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tthric

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Not until Mike Haven says so.

Also, should have used your gimmick.