every time you see sklansky going forward ask him for a piece of gum

[sublime]

so im waiting for a seat tonight and his eminence strolls by a few times and i can smell the sweet gum he is chewing. i just ate a steakburger so my breath is a little foul and i don't like that. anyways, i say David give me a piece of gum. he looks at me and realizes i am not a woman under 21 and says i don't have any. i have a sick read that he did have some and ask him again, this time reminding him that i bought 8 of his books. no dice. so now i ask 2p2 to get revenge on this gum tightwad and ask him for a piece when you see him. please report back with results.