BBV Anonymous Confessions

[MotorBoatingSOB]

link to original SomethingAwful thread?

[adanthar]

there are probably two dozen of them and the originals are pay forum only now

[bugstud]

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Ironically, this one got filtered to my spam folder (get it, spam?)

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i am incredibly lazy. i haven't done laundry in 6 weeks, and have worn whatever has the least amount of stains on it since then. i've been wearing nothing but sandals for the past week because i am out of clean socks. today, i wore my last clean t shirt, and only have one pair of boxers that doesn't smell like balls. there are over 20 cups filled with various amounts of cola, water, and alcohol in my room. i don't actively go out and meet girls/try to get laid because it would mean that i would have to do some laundry and clean my room if i ever wanted anything to happen. i'm not gay or anything, but the infinite amount of porn online makes dating seem so much less attractive. basically, i hate a part of myself for being such an ambitionless slob.

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can't we just sticky this?

[illuminati]

Adanth,

Awesome thread, dude, nh.

AND WHAT IN THE [censored] IS THIS? Dude really this is nutso.

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Here we go, this is more like it

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throway email, so don't bother trying to trace.. I post semi-regularly in
bbv.

I'm a man, married a while, and my wife and I do dominant/submissive sex
with me being sub. She dog collars me, light bondage, spanks me, I dress in
her undergarmets and she SIIMP with a strap on, calls me a whore, [censored] etc.

It's actually done wonders for our sex life since I confessed this fantasy
recently. We don't do this everytime, but occasionally.

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[grando]

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i have been busto twice, once for 11k and once for 7.5k, all of which have been 100% blackjack's fault. as a result i am far poorer than i would like.

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[adanthar]

I wish I could take advantage of this awesome business opportunity, but I'm sure Idi'll cover it for us

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Dear Adanthar,
Pls,
I am an average-aged man of 40 years of age,a Persian
of Iranian origin. I lived in Beirut,Lebanon where I
owned a flourishing currency trading company(Bureau de
Change),before the Israeli airstrike in Beirut that
razed my office building to void and caused my
business a tremendous setback after killing a few
staff including Alas,my wife and pretty daughter,
Nadia.
The reason iam contacting you is to find out if I can
invest my money in your line of business,since It has
become necessary and inevitable for me to diversify
the scope of my investment and leave beirut for a more
stable business climate like your country; knowing
that security of life and property can no longer be
guaranteed back in Lebanon ,especially now that most
of my creditors(i.e,people to whom i am
indebted)believe i was on seat the day my office
complex was razed down and so think i am dead by now.

Meanwhile i am still receiving treatment at the
Intensive Care Unit of a Plastic Surgery Hoispital in
Lancashier , England where i was flown to by a Doctor
from Cyprus,( you know all the victims were initially
evacuated to Cyprus Greece). I did not want to be
found among the casualties&survivors back in Cyprus
for obvious security reasons of the 19 million dollars
in my Safe Deposit Box.
I entrusted the money to a DIPLOMATIC SECURTY ORG.that
can deliver the consignment to any destination i want
now without any hiccupps ,since they are aware that i
am still at the hospital and have asked me if i have a
relative whom they can despatch the consignment and a
Diplomat accompany the consignment to your country
without screening or the money being detected by any
currency detecting machine at your Local Airport
,because of the special packaging and the
privileges,ie diplomatic imunity he will be accorded
at your local airport when he arrives coupled with the
D/L TAG on the luggage.

I may have to be in the hospital for some time now
because of the burns,shock and possioble internal
injury i sustained from the bomb blast.
Please let me know urgently if you can receive the
consignment from the diplomat ,because he does not
know that the box contains physical cash and not only
the gem stones/Artefacts i declared to him.
So let me have your direct phone number so we can
negotiate on the commensurate percentage of the total
sum i shall give to you for assisting me to see this
deal through and to enable the Diplomat contact you
and deliver the Safe Deposit Box to you as soon as he
arrives.

I await your response .
Best regards.

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[adanthar]

I don't care what anybody says, this is hot

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I have this first cousin who is very good looking. She is about 4 yrs younger than me. When I was 18 (her 14), she came to visit with her fam, and after a few weeks of flirting with me, one night we got drunk (last night she was here I think it was). We ended up making out, and she was so shitfaced she started grabbing on my ding dong yo! I knew it was wrong at the time, so i was just about to pull away. But just before I could my mom busts in. Yikes. mega-embarrassment. My mom ended up being cool with it and not telling anyone, but she always kept a watchful eye afterwards.

Sad thing is that as the years have gone by, little things like this have happened with her again and again. Now we don't kiss, she will usually just stick my hand down her pants (yay...) and let me play with her big boobs. I know this is all [censored] up, but she is really attractive with a sexy personality. [censored], even I know I would do it again. I don't know if i'd go all the way... but man is this f'd up.

flame away. ill pretend not to cry.

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[shaundeeb]

adanthar having 3rd cousins who openly dated for a few years was very akward I'm sure 1st is much worse for those around you.

[tboss888]

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the stuff about posting his life story at the different forums is funny. i agree about the emailing the prof part though.

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The prof thing was appropriate because he tried to screw another poster similarly.

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Out of $50 bucks, right? Seems fair. Also, you're assuming the person he tried to screw sent the prof that email. But most likely it was just some pathetic person here who has no life and thought he should take matters into his own hands. BBV is really becoming pathetic.

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I didn't email his dean because I don't believe in "telling" on people but he did pay someone else to write his paper for him. He deserves any punishment that is given.

[Prodigy54321]

-"I didn't rat dad, I didn't rat."..I did a good thing, right pop?"

-"Yeah, you did a good thing...you did a good thing for a bad man."