G/F is getting fat

[Sigurd]

1. Break up with her.
2. She will instantly loose weight.
3. She will sex your friends.
4. You will try to get her back.
5. She will be all like "hahaha puny male".
6. You post pictures of her on the Internet..

[AlexM]

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I try to be supportive and tell her things like it doesn't matter what you look like or you only live once so enjoy it, but honestly it's kind of nasty.

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In other words, your lies are getting exactly what they're asking for. Congrats!

[tgo007]

Yeah, some of you had a few good suggestions and I have to do something or things are just going to get worst. I really do like this girl and she was "thin" before so I'm going to really try to get her back on track with exercise and dieting. The subtle hints were a good idea. Thanks everyone, I'll post a trip report if things work out, or if it doesn't.

[aramfingal]

she far better than you deserve.
you will lose her.
you're only hope is that you will always remain such a complete [censored] idiot that you never realize how stupid you were.

[Phil153]

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The subtle hints were a good idea.

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I don't think subtle is the way to go. Or cooking for her, or exercising with her. She's got an attitude problem. You have to let her know her fat grosses you out, in as nice a way as possible. Here's some ideas:

- Play with her fat while spooning. Brilliant suggestion. Girls hate that.
- Reach under and wobble her belly while you're doing her doggy. Very effective.
- Go into the bathroom and put on a fatsuit before sex. You know, the kind from nutty professor or mrs. doubtfire. You can get them at costume shops. Insist on wearing it while [censored] her. She'll be taken aback at first, but she'll get the hint without truly hurting her feelings. Plus she'll remember it for the rest of her life.

- Just come out and tell her that you really like her, but her fatness is making her less sexy and attractive. If she can't deal with that, then you're better off finding out now. It's a perfectly reasonable thing to mention in a relationship.

BTW, this thread won't die just because you want it to [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[SuperUberBob]

In all seriousness, unless she was *really* obese, I would hit that. Of course since the face is cut out, this is based on the body presented in the pic.

When there's more meat, there's more love.

[pergesu]

MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN!!!!!

[pergesu]

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For all we know she might be one lowering her standards here.

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lol @ fat chicks with standards

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Good point. I totally peed in a fat girl's mouth last week. They definitely don't have standards.

[TIEdup14]

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dude, just keep having sex with her, a lot, so she'll be forced to excercise with you?

duh?

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seriously, everyone knows sex burns mad calories

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This is going to sound gay, but I can't sex her as much as she wants. I know it's every guy's dream to have a girl that wants sex all the time, but it's really too much.

No, I'm not gay.

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Well if you're asian we're not all that surprised

1) Have her start smoking
2) Have her exercise WITH you. Say you want to spend more time with her, blah blah meow chow

[Subfallen]

Over summer break, ensure she gets teh mono. Nothing slims 'em down like a 3 month virus-induced fast. Except maybe crystal meth. But we all know where that goes.