I Knew It! I'm Surrounded By Boobers! (NC Thread)

[Str8Fish]

Tomorrow I will be defending my Ph.D. at 1 o'clock... wish me luck!! At this time tomorrow I will be drinking heavily and will be Dr. Matt... look for my new s/n on 2+2!!!

[OziBattler]

goodluck bro....I was wondering whether you were ever going to make the switch since -if my memory serves me correctly - you were planning to change last year, right? I actually thought DrMatt had been canned [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[MacGuyV]

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] screwplayers

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (6 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: (6 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ad Ts (full house, tens full of eights).
Hero has Jd 8d (full house, eights full of tens).
Outcome: SB wins 8 BB. </font>

[bozlax]

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goodluck bro....I was wondering whether you were ever going to make the switch since -if my memory serves me correctly - you were planning to change last year, right? I actually thought DrMatt had been canned [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Won't he have to be DrFish or DrStr8Fish?

[Str8Fish]

nah I hate the name Str8fish... so stupid and random. DrMatt is already created, so I might stick with that.

[tyler_cracker]

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DrMatt is already created, so I might stick with that.

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unless you FAIL your defense!!!! mwahahaha.

<font color="white">good luck, str8!</font>

[Buzz-cp]

ugh shudders of grad school. noooooooooo

[BionicComma]

I lost a total of 45 BB today. Here are some notable hands:

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is MP3 with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
4 folds, MP2 calls, Hero calls, CO (poster) checks, Button folds, SB calls, BB (poster) checks.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5SB, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, 3 folds.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7.5BB
<font color="#ffffff">CO shows As 2c</font>

"With 3 As out, what are the odds he has an A?" I asked myself.



Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 4 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9.5SB, 4 players)
UTG checks, MP3 checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, UTG folds, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.75BB, 3 players)
MP3 checks, CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, MP3 calls, CO calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (10.75BB, 3 players)
MP3 checks, CO checks, Hero checks.

Results:
Final pot: 10.75BB
<font color="#ffffff">MP3 shows 8s 9s</font>

He FLOPPED a straight frickin flush!

And speaking of flushes and straights: anyone with two suited or connected cards was successfully sucking out today.


Like in this hand:



Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
7 folds, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3BB, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7BB
<font color="#ffffff">SB shows Th Jh</font>

Or this one:

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
5 folds, MP3 calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, 2 folds, BB calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6.5SB, 3 players)
BB checks, MP3 checks, Hero checks.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3.25BB, 3 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">MP3 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, MP3 calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.25BB, 2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero checks.

Results:
Final pot: 7.25BB
<font color="#ffffff">MP3 shows Js 9s</font>



And while we're on the topic of chasing hands, how about all the guys that peeled me to trips on the turn?

Like him:

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP3 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
4 folds, Hero calls, CO calls, 2 folds, 2 folds, BB checks.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3.5SB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, BB calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3.75BB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5.75BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Results:
Final pot: 5.75BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows 6h Kc</font>

Basically, anytime I had a hand I was already crushed. Anytime I bluffed I got shown down. Any time I was in the lead, they folded.


I suck at poker.

[KingOtter]

Yeah, I know I played this hand badly.. pre-flop raise at least.. but still, I had a 75% or so chance of winning it on the flop...

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t800 with t50 antes (6 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

Hero (t3849)
UTG+1 (t6277)
CO (t42205)
Button (t7665)
SB (t19623)
BB (t10540)

Preflop: Hero is in UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero calls t800, <font color="gray">UTG+1 folds</font>, <font color="gray">CO folds</font>, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, SB calls t400, BB checks

Flop: (t2700) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
<font color="red">SB bets t800</font>, <font color="gray">BB folds</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t2999 (All-in)</font>, SB calls t2199

Turn: (t8698) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)


River: (t8698) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)


Results below:
SB has Qc, Jd (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero has Kh, Qd (a pair of Queens)

It was a 4/180 man... I was out in 19th... it pays the top 18... typical. Which was sorta the reason why I didn't raise... I figured I'd get a call and I didn't want to put my stack at risk.

You ever bitch yourself out at figuring out what the other guy needs to beat you? I saw the hands and I said 'Yes!' .. looked harder and said, 'Well a ten would be....' BAM the ten fell. It's like I WILL the beats to happen. I should have willed MY card, not his, right?

Maybe that's my problem... I'm exercising my psychic abilities for the other guy instead of for myself. I need to will MY cards into existence.

That's gotta be it. my cards.... (I'm going to bed, I'm tired)...

[bravos1]

I just sucked out on a dude w/ 55 vs QQ AI PF in a SnG donkament to bust him 3rd... We then went HU w/ me @ T3200 and vilian @ T10300

Well I PWN'd him in like 10 hands including this beauty.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t150/t300
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t5095
BB: t8405

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t825</font>, BB calls t525 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t975)</font>.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t1650, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t1100</font>, Hero calls t1100 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t2750)</font>.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t3850, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t2000</font>, Hero calls t2000 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t5850)</font>.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t7850, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in t1170</font>, BB calls t1170 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t9020)</font>.

Results:
Final pot: t10190
Hero showed Kh Ks
BB mucks 5h Qc

Thx for betting my hand and crippling yourself dude!