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Old 11-25-2007, 01:49 AM
Shizzle12345 Shizzle12345 is offline
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Default WHY THE FK CANT I WIN THESE THINGS FOR ONCE JVLKADJVLKSDJLKSD:JFLKSDHL

FK ME SWEET FKING CRIST MOTHER OF FKING GOD THESE FKING RETARDED MORONIC IMBECILE INBREED STINKING IDIOT FOR FKING [censored] SAKE. IM GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND KILL SOME INBREED MORONIC IDIOTS STARING AT ME FOR THE FK OF IT CHHVAHADHDAHADVHVDAHHVADHVDAHCHCHCVHHC

fk me, when do these 60/30/6 guys NOT have a motherfking hand jesus fking christ good by 5% of my roll. down like 15bi on this stinking fking limit. Still up 12k for the monht tho.

No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $1449.35
UTG+1: $1149.70
CO: $701.30
Button: $1249.33
SB: $2641.10
BB: $989.76

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $24</font>, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($96, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $78</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $156</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $750</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $1425.35</font>, UTG+1 folds, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3102.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $3102.7)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3102.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $3102.7)
retarded fkstick had 63o and left a couple hands later, i left like 20min after that, and as soon as I left he joined again and with 5 regs sitting no way i could join again.
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Old 11-25-2007, 01:51 AM
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A3? JJ? 22? what it is, i'm prayin A3o

edit: nvm, flushie?
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Old 11-25-2007, 01:51 AM
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A3? JJ? 22? what it is, i'm prayin 32o

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Old 11-25-2007, 01:52 AM
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[] OP is tuff_fish
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Old 11-25-2007, 01:52 AM
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63o obv
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Old 11-25-2007, 02:01 AM
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sickkk
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Old 11-25-2007, 02:09 AM
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[x] This game is wery popular in Russia!

<font color="white"> Lori </font>
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Old 11-25-2007, 02:11 AM
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wait you're still up for the month, and you're complaining?lol
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:00 AM
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fold flop imo
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:18 AM
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GOT DAMN!
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