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#1
12-01-2007, 08:07 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Villian has AIDS and needs to buy medicine for the AIDS and has to try to bluff u down.
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#2
12-01-2007, 12:46 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Preflop:
Villain: Im suited, im goot, RAISE! Hero: Reasonable hand, ill 3-bet but i don't know why I'm doing it. Villain: I told you, im suited! Hero: Ok, ur goot, i call. Flop: Villain: runner runner flush draw [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img])))) I bettttt Hero: Dude, i got the nuts IMO. Villain: No u dont, 3-bets. Hero: OK. Turn: Villain: Fukkin flush draw, w/e i still got straight draw, im goot. Hero: No ur not. Villain: Yes i am. Hero: No ur not. Villain: Ok, then, call. River: Villain: I GOTTT A PAIRRRRR [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Hero: I dont care. Villain: You should. Hero: stfu Villain: OK, u got it. I give up. SHIP ITTTTTTT. Stars SN: ivann14
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#3
12-01-2007, 12:49 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Villain was obv 2 guys
Dude I'm so fkd. Let's have weed brownies and play limit hold'em. Yeah man, and cap everything! I'm gonna sit with my roll imo Yeah, ldo Dude button Sweet 74o Raise ldo He 3bets Cap man imo Man i flopped a trips draw and a 2 pair draw Bet He raises? 3bet for value He caps imo Sweet, he has a flushdraw ldo Turn is a non club Sweet, cap it imo If this gets to showdown we will own his soul forever River is a non club and we paired! Sweet man, bet! He raises ... Lol, he missed his fd ldo. 3bet imo for value and range merging. He caps [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Niiice, slowroll the bi-atc-h and shiiip them monnies Dude we lost my roll while poo-flinging imo Ah [censored], let's go to White Castle, oh where's your car dude?
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#4
12-01-2007, 12:51 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players Converted at weaktight.com <font color="blue"> hmm k, let's look for a table. Heads up? hmm k whatever, everyone who plays limit is a huge [censored] idiot anyways, i'm gonna stack him like 12 times the first hour. hmm, i'm gonna buy in for just 15.25 bb to tilt this [censored] </font> Stacks: Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>) SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>) Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls <font color="blue">hmm 47 sooooooted, not that great of hand, but i can certainly outplay villain here, since he is just a limitdonk, RAISE!!! reraise lol [censored] you you [censored] limit donk! CAP, lets make him think i've got the Airlines </font> Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls <font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font> Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls <font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font> River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls <font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font> Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB [/ QUOTE ] 
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#5
12-01-2007, 01:09 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players Converted at weaktight.com Stacks: Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>) SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>) Pre-hand: <font color="blue">The name of this website is so misleading. I have yet to be invited to a single party. Maybe if I spice up the action a bit I'll get noticed more.</font> Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls <font color="blue">OK, I have really good implied odds here. I kno that he has high cards, so all I have to do is flop a draw with my suited two-gapper here and CAP THIS BITCH! ez game.</font> Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls <font color="blue"> Haha, he called! Calling is a sign of weakness, if I understand anything in SuperSystem. Let's not forget, I have outs to runner-runner broadway and a backdoor flush draw. My fold equity is huge too, considering that the bet sizing will DOUBLE in the next round of betting. Why did God make limit so easy for me?</font> Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="blue">This [censored] just hit a gutshot, no doubt. Just put all in, I can lose two buyins, HYACHYACHAYCHACYA</font> <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, <font color="blue">[censored] IT, [censored] THIS GAME. [censored] MY LIFE! I still have 4 outs, I can't fold now with these pot odds. Wait, can I? I don't know! Why did I try to bluff this hand? I'm such a [censored] idiot! I hate myself.</font> <font color="#cc0000">SB calls</font> <font color="blue">By Electrical Jesus, I am one to finish what I start. Besides, he must know that I'm bluffing by now. If I know that he knows that I'm bluffing...but what if he knows that? [censored] it, I call. Limit is so complicated, I should have stuck with the cadillac of poker.</font> River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls <font color="blue">Note: At this point, villain is not thinking. Instead, he is angrily clicking the raise button because he thinks his ego will be tarnished if he folds</font> Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB [/ QUOTE ] <font color="blue">Obv. So [censored] obv. This dumbass called me PF with QJ! What [censored]. I really need to stop bluffing.</font>
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#6
12-01-2007, 01:13 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
lol min bet poker
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#7
12-01-2007, 01:23 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
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lol min bet poker [/ QUOTE ]
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#8
12-01-2007, 01:27 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
ummm villian: "only 2,999,997 FPP and I get my car."
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#9
12-01-2007, 01:39 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
I already canceled one date cuz im waiting for him to come back from dinner and see the results. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#10
12-01-2007, 01:16 PM
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
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Example: Villain: 47 = nuts Flop: No Wai he has Ace. etc. Gogogogoogogoog. You have until I come back from dinner tonight. I'm only shipping on Stars. 5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah 2 players Converted at weaktight.com Stacks: Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>) SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>) Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB [/ QUOTE ] 
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