Brag: Asian Girlfriend

[Conspire]

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That story lost me when he choose Applebees wtf.

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LoL Dids dont leave yourself so open to follow up jokes. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[diddyeinstein]

My bosses son used to get beat with a nail driven through a little board by his Korean gf. She was absolutely insane.

[Morbo]

I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled. [censored] OP

[dlorc]

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I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled. [censored] OP

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QFT, such threads w/o pics =ban.

[amaranto]

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That story lost me when he choose Applebees wtf.

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I thought this was a solid move on his part. Nothing says "I don't want to be with you" like suggesting Applebee's.

[StrictlyStrategy]

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I dated this Filipino chick. When we first started talking she tells me to come over some time and says I should spend the night. OKAY?! She's really hot by the way.

So I meet her and she's like hey baby and I say hi or whatever.

She gets in my car and the top is down. IT IS GORGEOUS OUTSIDE. like 80 degrees no humidity. We're in a city so we're not going very fast. She asks if I can drive her to CVS okay. 30 seconds in she's FREAKING OUT.

PUT THE TOP UP, I SPENT ALL DAY DOING MY HAIR IT'S GONNA GET RUINED.

Umm, your hair is straight, what did you have to do? Brush it, maybe?

JUST PUT IT UP.

No, it's nice out.

TAKE ME HOME THEN JUST TAKE ME HOME.

So I contemplate just taking off when she's at CVS because that would just be so [censored] hilarious.(she was like 5 miles from her house) but I bitch out and decide not to.

So she gets back in the car, the top is up. She says nothing, doesn't give a look or a smile, nothing. WTF you bitch! So she's like You wanna get some food? Sounds great, you won't be talking.

Her:Where do you want to go?
Me:I don't care.
Her:Well pick something.
Me: Umm I dunno does Applebee's sound good?
Her: I want Chinese food.
Me: Okay. (asdfasdlasl;kgjfasfq9p70352STAB)
So we get our food. She's busto obviously so I pay and don't care. We eat and she's playing footsie with me which turns in to her foot rubbing all over my [censored]. We're at like a little table in the middle of a restaurant so I take her foot off my dick because that's just WEIRD to do. I start massaging her foot and now we look like cute people instead of nymphos. We finish food and we go watch a movie.

We decide on something that I really don't remember and don't even remember liking or disliking. I'm pretty sure I was bored though. I put her hand on her thigh during the movie and start caressing her and she goes "What are you doing?" ....okay.

We kiss some after the movie. We go play mini golf and she's acting pretty normal again so hey. A lot of people will be like "Maybe she just had a moment" or something. No [censored] way. [censored] like that is never EVER a one time thing nor is it something that's going to happen "once in a while." But whatever. We kiss some more. On the ride home I start caressing her thigh again, figuring she just didn't want to do that in public. Again "What are you doing?"

Ummmm..... okay, I'm never seeing you again.

Back at her place now, she has her bed, I forget what size it's called. Full? It's just bigger than a twin, which is really a good sized bed for two people I think. So she says to me "You bring pajamas?"
No.
"Well, you're not sleeping in that"
So Umm, okay, I take off my shirt.
"You're going to sleep in your jeans?"
Apparently I am not going to sleep in my jeans. I have no idea where things are going but I feel it's in the general direction of GOODville. So I take off my jeans and I'm sitting on her bed and she's changing in to pajamas or something.

I ask her who's sleeping where and she goes "what do you mean?"
30 seconds later my dick was in her mouth.
So we go crazy for hours and the sun's coming up and we sorta pass out.

Next day we go to the beach and she's got her hands down my bathing suit grabbing my ass. Like, a beach with other people. I'm forcibly removing her hands and she keeps doing it when I'm off-guard. I leave her place later on and she says "Call me when you get home" uhh.... no?

She calls me like 4 times a day for a week. We go on another date and it's the EXACT same thing. She gives like 4 super-weirdo dramabombs, then acts super-friendly, then begs for my load all over her, then calls me 100 times.

I broke it off when she "found out" I went to a casino "without her" and she just flipped out on me. I hung up on her and turned my phone off. I go online a few days later and she IMs me and says "Are you still mad at me?"

asfla;ksjf

"I'm not mad at you, I just don't ever want to talk to you again."

and we never spoke again. That was like a year ago. I'm thinking of giving her a call next weekend.

Thoughts?

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Cool! I just found out she's a tranny!

[chopsticks]

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haha PUA strategy..

that [censored] def works if you do it right.

when i was in vegas, it got me this girl's number and she's been texting me since.



neg hits are EV+

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Is it really true that BBV4L's believe this? If he really made a step further with her, why would he brag about it on a poker forum?

Poker chick + braggin about it at a poker forum = -EV.

Oh snap I gotta go, just got an sms from Roxy Deville.

[Dakotasdad]

Has she wrecked your car yet?

[IvyLace]

HAHAHA... is this who i think it is?! You didn't get a federal clerkship! You could hardly get into law school! plus we all saw you on the bus that night... why do you think you were bannned from the house?

if i were you, i'd take that picture down...

[PITTM]

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HAHAHA... is this who i think it is?! You didn't get a federal clerkship! You could hardly get into law school! plus we all saw you on the bus that night... why do you think you were bannned from the house?

if i were you, i'd take that picture down...

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