My MMA fight...

[beboppoker]

So I decided to have an MMA fight with one of my friends. I weigh 115lbs and he weighs 150lbs. I believe theres no question I am ahead in the technical department, but I also have ZERO experience in "real" fighting/mma.

The fight is in 4 weeks. How do you guys recommend I gain weight?

I appreciate responses, and ill answer any questions about the fight too.

[edfurlong]

How fast can you eat a pound of butter?

[Rearden]

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So I decided to have an MMA fight with one of my friends. I weigh 115lbs and he weighs 150lbs. I believe theres no question I am ahead in the technical department, but I also have ZERO experience in "real" fighting/mma.

The fight is in 4 weeks. How do you guys recommend I gain weight?

I appreciate responses, and ill answer any questions about the fight too.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[beboppoker]

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How fast can you eat a pound of butter?

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Well part of why im asking is WHAT i should eat. Im sure drinking straight lard will help me gain weight...but it might also kill me.

I was thinking about keeping vast amounts of peanut butter and eggs around whenever i need a snack. Should I add more butter to everything?

[SuperUberBob]

[Shadowrun]

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So I decided to have an MMA fight with one of my friends. I weigh 115lbs and he weighs 150lbs. I believe theres no question I am ahead in the technical department, but I also have ZERO experience in "real" fighting/mma.

The fight is in 4 weeks. How do you guys recommend I gain weight?

I appreciate responses, and ill answer any questions about the fight too.

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how are you a better "technical fighter" if you have never been in one [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[edfurlong]

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Should I add more butter to everything?

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The answer to this is alway yes.

[ImsaKidd]

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How fast can you eat a pound of butter?

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Well part of why im asking is WHAT i should eat. Im sure drinking straight lard will help me gain weight...but it might also kill me.



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No pain no gain.

Im not sure fat mass really helps here.

[NT!]

yeah i am also struggling to see how you could be better at fighting if you have never been in a fight.

don't even bother trying to gain weight, just focus on learning a few techniques for not getting your scrawny ass kicked and do some cardio. if neither of you is a trained fighter that will help more than putting on 10 pounds you're not even used to carrying around

[NT!]

btw, since this post kinda sucks other than being funny, TR is expected along with pics or you will get banned