Help me finish this sentence

[JackAll]

me: Ah I'm too lazy to argue

her: I am lazy too. We can outsource our argument to India, if you like [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Argue-by-proxy.=)

me:I like the argue by proxie idea. We need to get quotes tho. In Thailand, we get Burmese as cheap labour. And since Thailand is already INSANELY CHEAP compared to the west, a burmese person probably costs 7c an hour. I was discussing with dave about hiring one as a foot stool that doubles as a chef.

her: You're not drunk by any chance are you?

me: I wish, but sadly no [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Still thinking on the idea to hire a Burmese guy for 7c an hour to be a foot stool that doubles as a chef

her: You are Western capitalism embodied.



Ok, here it is. How do i say "not really, i just like <something that exemplifies being a western capitalist>" [ie fill in]

[mason55]

i want what you're smoking

[danzasmack]

just call her racist.

[Blarg]

...putting my cigarette out in someone's eye.
...being the schlemiel instead of the schlmazel.
...teabagging with my balls painted red, white, and blue. I feel I at least owe a visual.

[JackAll]

[ QUOTE ]
> And you are Western capitalism embodied.

Not really. I just think that since im insanely rich for here, I should be able to do something like put my cigarette out in the eye of someone who really needs 85c

[/ QUOTE ]

Hmmm ... getting there

[garcia1000]

"not really, i just like high tea with cucumber sandwiches, old chap

[DrewDevil]

Not really, I just like owning everything I need, and buying everything I want... I'll give you $20 to show me your [censored].

[Blarg]

...just really like countries where rape is legal as long as you have $1.50 and a beer for the police chief.

[BigPoppa]

...just like the idea that I could pay half the poor people in this country to kill the other half, on a whim.

[TomE.]

......"not really, i just like having huggles with Dave and talking about Burmese chefs."