Orignial Chuck Norris Jokes

majesty2009 · #1 04-17-2007, 05:46 PM

Anyone write their own chuck norris jokes? I just made one up Ill see what you all think. All jokes in this thread must be origninal.

Chuck Norris went for a swim and 100,000 people died in thailand.

lyncks2002 · #2 04-17-2007, 05:47 PM

Chuck Norris found BBV4LIFE and he posted the 10,000,000th post

Tree Surgeon · #3 04-17-2007, 05:48 PM

and I thought I sucked...

MasterLJ · #4 04-17-2007, 05:49 PM

Chuck Norris gave AIDS AIDS.

majesty2009 · #5 04-17-2007, 05:50 PM

In the 1940s Chuck Norris's accountant messed up his taxes which resulted in him payin an extra $1.50. We all know what happened as a result.

swingbomb · #6 04-17-2007, 05:51 PM