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keep grinding SH 100 unlimited hold them | 27 | 7.34% | |
dominate SH 200 unlimited | 76 | 20.65% | |
grind 2/4 - 5/10 SH min bet hold them | 20 | 5.43% | |
shortstack wherever HIV is | 96 | 26.09% | |
PPBJ | 82 | 22.28% | |
BASTARD | 67 | 18.21% | |
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Re: *OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread
^^^^^
Something similar: Last weekend, this girl who's a good friend (and recently turned [censored]-buddy) met me and my friends out at the bar. We were both trashed and obv made our way back to my place. I get undressed first, and the minute my head hits the pillow, I just wanna sleep. She gets in and says "(solids), [censored] me." "Nah, I'm drunk and tired." "(solids), I said [censored] me." "I'll [censored] you in the morning." She then gets frustrated and pulls down my boxers and gives me head. Me: "Alright fine. Let's go." As I'm reaching for the condoms in the nightstand, she tries to get on top raw dog style. "Whooaaaa. No you don't." She rides me for a minute or two, and I pass out. Never happened before. I woke up at 6am, look over to see her naked and sprawled out on the bed, and I still have the condom on. I'm not sure whether or not she kept going after I got knocked out. Maybe I got raped? Either way, we've been joking about it all week. |
#92
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ya you don't bang bitches over text, after she responds to that in some way, just call her and get it over with and set something up for mon/tues.
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#93
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vehn is such a fish
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#94
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I'm busy this weekend...what should I do? Sounds like she wants more than a quickie first date...I could string her along until next weekend, or ask her if shes free monday/tuesday. [/ QUOTE ] What do you mean, busy? Wait, I thought dumbodrop was the one you went on the date with wednesday. |
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I have an offer to suck Iruleyouhard's dick, but I think I'm going to pass unless I get beyond blackout drunks.
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TR: Not as cute as the pictures but OK. Had a good time, one of my better first dates, though didn't bang her, didn't expect to seeing as we met on the freaking internet. Kissed a lot but didn't get my tongue or anything else down her throat. There's always next time.
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#97
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tr: had sex with a girl yesterday, holla
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#98
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woooooo what a nice evening. thai food, watching death proof on dvd, and then sexytime. should i ask her if she's read this book , cause that movie made her pretty randy imo.
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FUGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Wrote to afro girl to set up date 2 and got this: [ QUOTE ] Thanks for the evening out. I enjoyed myself but think we're looking for different things right now. [/ QUOTE ] What did I do wrong I wonder? I gotta beware of chicks who like to pretend to be into me on a first date. They probably do it to see what we'll try to get away with. Oh well, on to the next one. Hopefully I'll bang a fellow alumni tonight. ALUMNA, GIRL LDO U GUYS GEEZ |
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Sorry man sometimes it just happens I guess, as it appears its happening to me too? Some details on the friday date, we meet at a bar, we chat for an hour, have a drink, go to this local burger place, I kiss her as we're walking out, we go to another bar, head back to her car, and kiss w/o tongue for like 2 minutes which was really cute. I'm like "you wanna do something again this weekend?" and she's like yeah maybe I have a party with work people on saturday, call me. So I text her saturday, no response, but I haven't texted her before so dunno about her phone or whatever. I call her this afternoon, leave a brief message.. and nothing. Really weird.
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