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View Poll Results: What's the favourite?
L/c 0 0%
L/R 1 11.11%
B/c 0 0%
B/R 8 88.89%
I mix it up to keep the monkey and the rest of the table off balance. 0 0%
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Old 09-17-2007, 08:07 PM
The Yugoslavian The Yugoslavian is offline
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So I'm back from 1.5 weeks in MN/IA and had to read 600 friggin' posts in this thing...ok, I skipped most of them though except for:

- devin's epic drive and robusto job situation should he choose to work
- slim's awesome post from several days ago
- the discussion about 2/4 variance, winning, learning
- realizing that suzzer still thinks about poker in terms of weird arbitrary chunks of winning and losing
- jeff is still alive (waahoo!)
- gramps being old and senile

In MN I stayed with my friend Emily for several days and

a) was smiling/laughing the whole time
b) had the best sex ever over and over again

We even had a conversation about world famous STTFer bones!

She first learned who bones was when I wore my bones > Phil Gorden shirt and she kept covering up the > sign and saying I was gay for Phil Gorden (ldo). Anyway, when I saw her last week she all of a sudden asks:

"Oh so you know your friend...bones is his name right? Yeah, ok, so I was thinking about that and does he basically have to have sex with everyone? Furthermore, if I threw a sex party and he came, how many of the people would he have sex with?"

I basically told her he'd have sex with half the chicks there and none of the guys. She thought this was pretty lame if his handle is "bones" since he should be prepared to bone anyone.

Well, I wasn't sure 50% was that close so I checked with him and turns out I wasn't far off:

bones: i would have sex with exactly all of hot asians, latinas, and halfies of whatever ethnicity

Ok I'm back and need to play 234234 hands of HU cash to catch up for the month!

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Old 09-17-2007, 08:27 PM
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I just lost my motivation to live:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0&fpart=1
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Old 09-17-2007, 08:32 PM
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That's fairly fascinating that bones doesn't like white girls.
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Old 09-17-2007, 08:42 PM
The Yugoslavian The Yugoslavian is offline
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That's fairly fascinating that bones doesn't like white girls.

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Oh I left out the end of what he wrote, ldo. He said "40% of the white bitches."

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Old 09-17-2007, 09:10 PM
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Absolute Cliffnotes: At least two players (Graycat and DoubleDrag, probably also Potripper) are able to view the hole cards of other players.

Full discussion in BBV, and the various high stakes threads.
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Old 09-17-2007, 09:51 PM
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Yesterday that DoubleDrag guy was spewing chips to anyone who was sitting there. I waited until I was very certain he wasn't just dumping to friends before I got in line to play. I was too late.
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:46 PM
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That's fairly fascinating that bones doesn't like white girls.

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I like white girls for sure, but I def prefer an exotic look. This is probably because I grew up in the whitest town in the America.
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:05 AM
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Sports betting is +EV and fun.
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:27 AM
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Sports betting is +EV and fun.

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Wait, I could say the same thing about YOUR MOM!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ugh [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Old 09-18-2007, 12:39 AM
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Sports betting is +EV and fun.

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Agree
Being an Eagles fan unfortunately is neither +ev or fun
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