The Wacky Astronaut Love triangle attempted murder story

[Lazy Meatball]

Has anyone else been following this story about the lady astronaut who drove from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in order to assault a women she was jealous of having a relationship with the gentleman astronaut she was in love with.

Lisa Nowak - bat [censored] insanse astronaut


Bill Oefelein - the Top Gun looking guy she was in love with

New york times link (seems to work without registration)
(or just google news search for astronaut)

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The police in Orland said Captain Nowak made the 900-mile trip to Florida from Texas wearing a diaper so she would not have to stop for rest breaks. The police say she had targeted an Air Force captain, Colleen Shipman, whom she believed was her rival for the affections of another astronaut, Cmdr. William A. Oefelein, who flew on a shuttle mission in December.

When she caught up with Captain Shipman at the airport, Captain Nowak was in disguise, wearing a wig, the police said. She had with her a compressed air pistol, a steel mallet, a knife, pepper spray, four feet of rubber tubing, latex gloves and garbage bags.

When Captain Shipman refused to let her into her car, Captain Nowak sprayed her with pepper spray through a window, police said.

Captain Nowak told police she “only wanted to scare Ms. Shipman into talking with her.”

On Tuesday, a judge agreed to release Captain Nowak, a married mother of three, She was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet so her movements could be monitored after her return to Houston.

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ps. I looked in OOT, LOL, and BBV4Life and didn't see this posted anywehere.

[Ron Burgundy]

WTF is up with wearing a diaper? You still have to stop anyway to get gas right?

[Stagger_Lee]

It's just another string in her bow

[Daliman]

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WTF is up with wearing a diaper? You still have to stop anyway to get gas right?

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Articles stated astronauts commonly use them in space, so this mitigates her nuttiness 4%.