BBV4L: Need girl advice ASAP (TIME SENSITIVE LDO)

[Taso]

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no way, the stood up thing is good, makes it more like a date

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I don't know about this. I like the overall concept, but you shouldn't say "stood up". We don't want to sound like we're taking this chick seriously. I think evan should say "yeah, you told me to come and I went but you weren't there so I talked to your friend instead." Then you're playing the I don't give a [censored] card AND a possible jealousy trap.

I'm evil.

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One Outer's idea ftw, nation's is okay too. Don't go with the "I went to another bar with a friend" idea - you talked to her friend, and her friend will prob tell her that you were there, this is an obvious lie.

[El_Hombre_Grande]

Good God. Looks like you need the remedial class.
The next time a girl that you would like to have sex with asks you to go out drinking, ask her what time and show up with your hair combed and teeth brushed.

Now, next time you see her, just tell her you went up there and missed her. Just ignore all the f ups you've already committed and move on. Segway the conversation about where she was into going out next weekend or whatever.

You are way way overthinking this. Don't do that.

[Baloosh]

Jesus H. OP it's really SOOO much simpler than you're making it out in your mind to be. Take One Outer's advice about briefly recapping the bar night, and the next time this chick blatantly asks you out don't be a moron and [censored] it up. Go, meet her, get drunk w/ her and then bang her brains out.

Sheesh.

[lippy]

Nation is actually the [censored]. WTG sir.

[daca]

Working in a poker room. What are the chances she has a guy friend that reads 2p2?

[dlorc]

So OP fails horribly - line was "see you there" when she brought it up, then proceed to go drinking and make small talk before bringing home and banging for 5 hours, or until erectile disfunction kicks in.

[ianisakson]

OP, optimal line is to get girls number, beat that pussy up, profit. I don't see what you're missing here, but it needs work.

[chopsticks]

It seems like BBV4L has no sense of how to handle women. Your best line is this:

Don't tell her anything about how you spent the night. Just give her a nice smile next time you see her and ask if she had fun. If everything goes well she already knows you were there looking for her because her friend probably told this to her and she thinks it's cool that youre not advertising you went there and she wasnt there anymore -> new chance for you the next time she goes out. This is definitely the best line, trust me.

[Stoneflip]

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Segway the conversation

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best misspelling i have seen in a while....imo