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[too eazy]

i swear i'm the only msnl reg with balls enough to start tables [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[too eazy]

what is it with these retards being number 9 on a waiting list when they can start a table fresh full of noobs...

[GrandMelon]

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i swear i'm the only msnl reg with balls enough to start tables [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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i do it

[guaranteedBluff]

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i swear i'm the only msnl reg with balls enough to start tables [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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i do it

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[too eazy]

PokerStars Game #3525325328: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2009/3/12 - 22:06:26 (ET)
Table 'Cuitlahuac' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Bluecrab34 ($296.20 in chips)
Seat 2: goldcowboy ($393.30 in chips)
Seat 3: bellasdadddy ($91.60 in chips)
Seat 4: too eazy ($734.50 in chips)
Seat 5: MaqEvil ($315 in chips)
Seat 7: WhatsUpAA ($701 in chips)
Seat 8: fagwe ($400 in chips)
Seat 9: sobraodonk ($400 in chips)
goldcowboy: posts small blind $2
bellasdadddy: posts big blind $4
bzsim8: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to too eazy [Qd Qs]
too eazy: raises $12 to $16
MaqEvil: folds
WhatsUpAA: folds
fagwe: folds
sobraodonk: calls $16
Bluecrab34: folds
goldcowboy: folds
bellasdadddy: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6h 8s]
too eazy: bets $24
sobraodonk: calls $24
*** TURN *** [Ac 6h 8s] [Jh]
too eazy: bets $60
sobraodonk: calls $60
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6h 8s Jh] [Qh]
too eazy: bets $634.50 and is all-in
sobraodonk: calls $300 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
too eazy: shows [Qd Qs] (three of a kind, Queens)
sobraodonk: mucks hand
too eazy collected $803 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $806 | Rake $3
Board [Ac 6h 8s Jh Qh]
Seat 1: Bluecrab34 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: goldcowboy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: bellasdadddy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: too eazy showed [Qd Qs] and won ($803) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: MaqEvil folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: WhatsUpAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: fagwe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: sobraodonk mucked [8h 8d]

[too eazy]

iggy/gm, sorry you two are the only ones i like dont take it personal xoxoxo <3 <3 <3

[too eazy]

PokerStars Game #7878787878: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 20010/12/10 - 11:28:34 (ET)
Table 'Watsonia' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: wobbly_donk ($577.60 in chips)
Seat 2: PretenderFAG ($699 in chips)
Seat 3: jahwe ($605.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Virtucon ($365.60 in chips)
Seat 5: tiyas ($195.70 in chips)
Seat 6: too eazy ($497.25 in chips)
Seat 7: lionoob876 ($404 in chips)
Seat 8: pinpin32 ($507.15 in chips)
Seat 9: WhatsUpAA ($475 in chips)
wobbly_donk: posts small blind $2
PretenderFAG: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to too eazy [Jc Ac]
jahwe: folds
Virtucon: folds
tiyas: calls $4
too eazy: raises $16 to $20
lionoob876: calls $20
pinpin32: calls $20
WhatsUpAA: folds
wobbly_donk: folds
PretenderFAG: calls $16
tiyas: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Ts Tc Th]
PretenderFAG: checks
tiyas: checks
too eazy: checks
lionoob876: checks
pinpin32: checks
*** TURN *** [Ts Tc Th] [5d]
PretenderFAG: checks
tiyas: checks
too eazy: checks
lionoob876: checks
pinpin32: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ts Tc Th 5d] [Jh]
PretenderFAG: checks
tiyas: checks
too eazy: checks
lionoob876: bets $304
pinpin32: folds
PretenderFAG: folds
tiyas: folds
too eazy: folds
lionoob876 collected $99 from pot
lionoob876: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $102 | Rake $3
Board [Ts Tc Th 5d Jh]
Seat 1: wobbly_donk (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: PretenderFAG (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: jahwe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Virtucon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: tiyas folded on the River
Seat 6: too eazy folded on the River
Seat 7: lionoob876 collected ($99)
Seat 8: pinpin32 folded on the River
Seat 9: WhatsUpAA (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[PokerFun007]

What does it mean on the PokerEV graph that has net winnings where mine for the month is at +500, but sklansky and expected are at +1200?

[Effen]

Someone explain to me why I'm banging my head against the wall at 50NL when I can take an underrolled shot at 100NL? WTF, is .5/1 the land of milk and honey?

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $35.95
CO: $100.40
Hero (BTN): $98.50
SB: $28.25
BB: $36.65
UTG: $57.50
UTG+1: $57

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
4 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3

Flop: ($12) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $9</font>, SB calls $9, BB calls $9

Turn: ($39) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $15.25 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $15.25, <font color="red">Hero raises to $30.50</font>, BB calls $8.40 and is All-In

River: ($101.55) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $101.55 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines) and WON $98.55 (+$61.90 NET)
SB mucked Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$28.25 NET)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$36.65 NET)

[Berge20]

Finally pairing helped me this week!

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $43.60
UTG+1: $107.60
MP1: $99.65
MP2: $105.90
CO: $110.65
BTN: $192.55
Hero (SB): $105.95
BB: $101.50

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
5 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $4</font>, Hero calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($9) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $7</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $25</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $188.55 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $76.95 and is All-In

Turn: ($212.90) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($212.90) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $212.90 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN mucked T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$105.95 NET)
Hero showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Nines) and WON $209.90 (+$103.95 NET)