My roommates girlfriend is a piece of [censored]

[XXXNoahXXX]

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Take her clothes off and post more pics.

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please don't do this.

[Fonkey123]

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Take her clothes off and post more pics.

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please don't do this.

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[PaulSF415]

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Cut her hair off and post more pics.

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[goofyballer]

1. You make it clear to Ty that you've had enough of this [censored] and aren't going to deal with it anymore, and it's up to him to make it clear to her that she isn't welcome in your place anymore, period. My guess is that you've already tried this.

If that fails,
2. Tell Ty that you're going to take advantage of any and all recourses you mentioned in the post if he doesn't kick her out.

If that fails,
3. Ty is a [censored] friend and you take advantage of any and all recourses you mentioned in the post.

[Kowalski]

Sound advice Goofy, thx. I start moving [censored] in tomorrow afternoon, I'm sure this conversation will go down either tomorrow or Sunday which is our official move-in day.

I'll post results.

[Edge34]

1) Who the [censored] PEES ON AS MANY THINGS AS YOU SAY SHE DID? This is so far beyond retarded that it may be a serious mental health issue. I'd honestly have Ty or whoever tell her to get that [censored] checked out.

2) You have to write essays to the University about why you should be allowed to live off campus? Holy [censored] that's ridiculous.

3) If this is somehow real (and my BS meter is a little off recently so I'll give you the benefit - who could make this up???) then you need to take it on yourself to keep her from ruining your year. After about a week, if she's being a bitch, and we all know she will be, get your landlord to evict her. Important question, though, does each roommate have their own lease? If you use her stay as violation of the lease's terms, you need to make sure it doesn't inadvertently come down on you too.

[Kowalski]

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1) Who the [censored] PEES ON AS MANY THINGS AS YOU SAY SHE DID? This is so far beyond retarded that it may be a serious mental health issue. I'd honestly have Ty or whoever tell her to get that [censored] checked out.

2) You have to write essays to the University about why you should be allowed to live off campus? Holy [censored] that's ridiculous.

3) If this is somehow real (and my BS meter is a little off recently so I'll give you the benefit - who could make this up???) then you need to take it on yourself to keep her from ruining your year. After about a week, if she's being a bitch, and we all know she will be, get your landlord to evict her. Important question, though, does each roommate have their own lease? If you use her stay as violation of the lease's terms, you need to make sure it doesn't inadvertently come down on you too.

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1. She does. She also pissed herself several times throughout the year, as well as telling me a story where she slept with this guy (after breaking up with original bf but before dating Ty), and she pissed the bed. I am 100% sure that she has mental health problems. Even after all the [censored] I listed I have just barely scratched surface... But let's put it this way - I've seen some [censored].

2. It was a bit more complex than I made it sound, but my OP was long enough anyway. We weren't sure if we were going to be able to find an Off-Campus apt in time (they go quickly), so we signed an On-Campus housing agreement so we would have a place to live if we couldn't find one. In the past, the University would actually PAY students to give up their on-campus housing spot, so that the university could grab more incoming student's tuition dollars. However, this year they just finished building two new dorms and now they have more on-campus housing spots than they do students. You can see why they didn't want us to move, they didn't have anyone to take our spots and that means less money for them.

3. I'm not making this up. I heard from my roommate that scum had promised to 'Clean up and do chores' in exchange for us letting her stay there. Like you said, she might do the dishes once or twice during the first week, but after that, I will be treading through her [censored] in the living room guarenteed. I'm by no means a neat freak, but I like to keep the place tidy, especially the living room. This is absolutely an impossibility with her living there, seriously, her [censored] is scattered everywhere.

My landlord can't exactly evict her because she's not on the lease to live there. It will probably come down to me telling my landlord about the situation and she will hopefully threaten Ty with eviction. I don't want Ty to get evicted obv, so lets hope it doesn't come to that.

It's at the point that when she is in the house, I am automatically pissed off. Just her presence bothers me. She has to make these horrifically unwitty comments about EVERYTHING to the point where I have to leave my own living room because it hurts my inner-being to listen to her. Haven't even mentioned her PDA, nor her baby-talk with her bf... God kill me.

[Your Mom]

So does this bitch suck a mean [censored] or what?

[saucyspade19]

I can't believe I read that whole thing, but my first thought is how can someone as smart and articulate as you seem be in this situation? You should have put the hammer down on your idiot friends for being around this piece of trash from the get-go. I assumed the escapades you were describing were that of a hot girl that was out of control, and that the group of you guys trading off between her were doing so because she was out of your league. This girl is not hot, and I don't know why she was in the picture past the first piss.

Seriously, you need to do whatever it takes to absolve yourself from this situation. Your friends are class-A douchebags for putting you in the position where you have to make a decision on this issue, and IMO this is like friendship-ending material if I've ever seen any. If they have that little disregard for you and everyone else, that they date a piece of [censored] that is a menace to everyone around them, they need to take a look in the [censored] mirror and grow up. You guys are seniors, start acting that way and ditch the whore.

[NotMyJob]

Dam she sure pisses a lot.