Need Adivce Just got Joked by a Lottery Ticket

[saucyspade19]

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So i need ideas on what to do with the $2.

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if there are any poisons available for less than $2, you could off yourself that way.

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antifreeze ftw

[Chodeaments]

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So you are stealing your Dad's winning $2 lottery ticket?

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Pretty much, i lost bout 950 last night playin HU to scumbag had some sick beats. Im not gonnahave any money until i get a job or finish school and be a cop in the CPD
Damn i need money

[fybpm]

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So i win [censored] $2 on a ticket that cost $1 which my dad bought. Im gonna tell him it was a loser since he told me to scratch it.

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Great double-up. nh

Odds say go all-in with a $2 ticket and try to double again, shortstack.

[ikestoys]

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i had quads beat a straight on a holdem scratch off. so i scratch off the prize and it says 100 grand...

then i noticed the straight was a royal flush

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had the exact same thing happen to me.... mofos

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So you are stealing your Dad's winning $2 lottery ticket?

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Pretty much, i lost bout 950 last night playin HU to scumbag had some sick beats. Im not gonnahave any money until i get a job or finish school and be a cop in the CPD
Damn i need money

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awesome, you will make a great cop douchebag

[Alobar]

get as many hotdogs as you can for $2!! Im not sure how many you can get, cuz im not so good at the maths either

[TheJokerIsWild]

What the hell has happened to BBV?

[artard]

scratch card degens are the saddest type by far. sometimes when I am getting gas from one of the stations near one of the trailer parks I see couples going in and buying [censored] $50+ of scratch tickets at a time, it's absurd.

[Kiddmother]

I thought the title was going to be about the fake lottery tickets ---- LMAO ---- some people in my office gave one of these to the boss who was a bitch ---- it shows that she wins 2 million obviously and then they heard her whispering to her husband that she was going to not tell the office and quit her job since they gave her the ticket. BAHAHA She had to take two days off work when she found out that they had joked her!!!

[artard]

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I thought the title was going to be about the fake lottery tickets ---- LMAO ---- some people in my office gave one of these to the boss who was a bitch ---- it shows that she wins 2 million obviously and then they heard her whispering to her husband that she was going to not tell the office and quit her job since they gave her the ticket. BAHAHA She had to take two days off work when she found out that they had joked her!!!

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that's pretty awesome lol