*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[Conspire]

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Goofy, this is supposed to be for everyone not just moi, please derail away.

Have you tried interneting to girls? IMO you should...it might help you get past the initial shyness since:
1. You can get to know them online, where you are a balla
2. There's no possibility of Lets Just Be Friends since you met on a dating site ffs.
3. You can write them long love letters in email form zomg wait strike that one.

Wait til you get your car then I'll pimp your match.com profile for you.

IMO

--GA

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Haha is it really that easy? Really?

[Georgia Avenue]

Yes imo.

Of course, once you go on the date you have to not screw it up.

That can be tough sometimes.

YMMV

[Let_it_rain]

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I'm sad by your view... Isn't the point of dating just to get with dumb chicks and bang the crap out of them? You don't need to go on dates to get conversation with smart/funny people... thats what your guy friends are for. You shouldn't care about their issues with daddy as long as your hitting it...

You sound like you're trying to find someone to settle down with but you're too young to do it. DON"T LET ME LOOSE YOU GA!

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You are the man
it's like you can read my mind, are you bullimic?

[Vehn]

Date with #1 pushed back til tomorrow as she works a real job (forensic psychologist... interesting) and she "doesn't want to be tired". Good sign? edit: nm I said friday originally.

#2 not sure what's going to happen here. Been talking to her on msn a lot last couple days, but she lives 4 hours away and has a kid and there's no way I'm driving out there so yeah. Variance: she's a phone sex operator. Ultravariance: she specializes in dominance. But says she's not into that for real. This could be the best or the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

[the crabs]

i'm lost

[McNutty]

I can confirm how easy match is. I was on for two weeks with a profile that still needed a lot of work and met

1. Columbian part time nude model (arty not porno) who showed me parts of her portfolio over internet whose authenticity i can confirm upon meeting her in person, alas no real sexytime but i gave up due to her being crazy and meeting #2

2. Brazilian girl retail exec who is clearly out of my league and who I have been dating for 6+ months

Side Note: was at seminar where I met a guy who is a dead ringer for Dids at ~ 275 lbs who met his wife on match. never saw photo so i can't say how she looked but Dids doppleganger was still getting sexytime nonetheless

[holdme]

this threads so easy to follow

[Chump Change]

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Side Note: was at seminar where I met a guy who is a dead ringer for Dids at ~ 275 lbs who met his wife on match. never saw photo so i can't say how she looked but Dids doppleganger was still getting sexytime nonetheless

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[Georgia Avenue]

Vehn: How soon do you try to get the number after they message you? How do you deal with it if you're really busy...string them along with vagueness or set up a date like 1 week ahead of time?

I signed up for plenty of fish and favorited the only hotish chick in the area, not realizing that people get emails when you favorite them (unlike match and nerve.com)


Immediately I got this from her:

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Could we just pick a spot latitude and longitude? Zip codes are way too big. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]



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Because of what it says in my first date spot:

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First Date
I refuse to plan anything, or even tell my date where to find me. We should just pick a zipcode and if it's meant to be-- we'll find each-other.

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LOL Im funny imo.

Meanwhile my witty email exchange with the Dumbodrop chick has taken a turn for the intriguing...

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Oooh. A John Waters fan. Bonus points for you! I love his films, though confess I've only seen 5 or so of his more recent ones. I hear the early Divine days are classics though in their own right! As for Andy Warhol....well, I take back those bonus points! =) Though I did see his exhibit at the Corcoran a while back. I like his least famous works the best.

So you want to get together this weekend? Maybe Sunday sometime? I might not have coffee, but pretty destined for caffeine or sugar of some sort. Where in DC do you live? I'm in (lol hipstertown). FYI: There's an annual B-Boy battle at the Crafty Bastards fair this weekend. It could theoretically fit in with the whole running man motif we're going for. My cell's XXXXXXXX if you want to make plans.

P.S. You know you watched Operation Dumbo Drop, and you know you loved it. =)



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I'm busy this weekend...what should I do? Sounds like she wants more than a quickie first date...I could string her along until next weekend, or ask her if shes free monday/tuesday.

Now my dance card is filling up yo. I hung out with this grumpy vegan that I used to date last night. She's really into me, and I have no clue why she's allowing me to secks her again. I guess I'm just that badass.

She wont give bjs, but she's allergic to latex, so I have no choice but to rawdog it. Hit it last night like 55 times, including in the shower where I discovered that she's just the right height (5'9) to push her left leg up over my shoulder and bend my knees and rockandroll with my hands on her ass.

This morning we woke up and talked about that Solja Boy song for some reason, then I hopped on top of her and pulled up her workskirt and [censored] her and right after I came I stuck my arms and legs up and made the SUPAMAN woooosssshhhh noise and she laughed.

Watch me UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

--GA

[React1oN]

Wow GA....Excellent.