***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread August***

[milesdyson]

another tarded amount of action hand:

high five tag! this guy is like 27/17/2

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6.6SB, 3 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5.3BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9.3BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: 13.3BB
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Ah Jd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG mucks Ac 9c</font>

[Guy McSucker]

[ QUOTE ]
guy that's why stars is 90% breakeven tags


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What, because I didn't cap the turn?

I figured out why stoxtrader loves the turn check-raise as a semibluff when drawing. It's because it makes your flush hit unless you are me.

[yourface]

jesus I hate seeing this ridiculous avatar whenever I make a post

I demand a rematch next week

[sethypooh21]

[ QUOTE ]
jesus I hate seeing this ridiculous avatar whenever I make a post

I demand a rematch next week

[/ QUOTE ]

GRIMSTARRRRRRRRR

[MartynasD]

What is all about???

[Guy McSucker]

[ QUOTE ]
Guy- Looks like the start of a -100bb night...

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Turned out okay. I won that session in the end, like ten bets. Then just now I played another little session: 100 hands exactly as it turned out.

After 43 hands I was down 28 bets. I finished up 2 bets, which of course makes me a 2BB/100 winner.

Funny how when you keep raising and betting and losing, everyone suddenly decides that you're FOS, so that when this happens:

limp, limp, limp, limp, complete, I check 72o in the BB

Flop: 772

you get back all those bets in one hand. The button managed to raise a flush draw on the turn, got himself threebet by the maniac spewtard in the big blind, hit the flush, and capped the river. *hugs*

Poker is easy when you have the best hand.

[yourface]

miles, funny youtube vid with the long distance drinking

nice beard. my father has informed me it's not in my genes to be able to grow one before I'm at least 23 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[sethypooh21]

Hand #1
PokerStars $1/$2 No-Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Button: $208.70
SB: $95.40
BB: $267.00
UTG: $238.10
MP: $81.55
CO: $191.65

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises to $8</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $29</font>, SB folds, BB folds, CO calls $21.

Flop: ($61.00) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $39</font>, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises to $92</font>, Hero calls $53.

Turn: ($245.00) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">CO bets $70.65 (all in)</font>, Hero calls $70.65.

River: ($386.30) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


Final Pot: $386.30

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero shows Jd, Td (a pair of Fours - Queen+Jack kicker).
CO shows 6c, Tc (a pair of Fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $383.30.
($3.00 Rake)
</font>

Hand #2
PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.40 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero cappies</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (6.20 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero cappies</font>, BB calls.

River: (14.20 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero cappies</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 22.20 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
BB mucks 5c, 7c.
Hero shows Ac, Qc (a flush, Ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 21.90 BB.
($3.00 Rake)
</font>

[detruncate]

Made some embarrassingly bad river calldowns tonight. Like, check your pea brain at the door and get in touch with your inner guppy type [censored]. Raise? Again? Apparently my pf 3-bets mean nothing. Ahhh... make that free card raise this time. Flush completed, huh? And you bet of course. Looks like a call to me. A-high must be good. [censored].

I live in (dwindling) hope of the day I finally manage to get out of my own way.

[sethypooh21]

lol, NL (.48 hours worth...)