Someone(sister) keeps stealing coins from me, whats my play

[Jimbo232]

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I have this big box in my room where i have been throwing all my change coins for few months. Like 3 weeks ago I counted them and there was around $1000 in "big" coins, 1 and 2€.

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How could you have managed to accumulate $1000 worth of coins in a couple months? That would be like $10 worth of change every day... are you positive you didn't miscount?

[Ann Landers]

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Dear "ITILTEZ,"

Unfortunately, I suspect that your younger sister is, in fact, the culprit here. This presents a significant conundrum, because she lacks the means to make things right, being too young for employment and thus having no means to pay you back.

I'm afraid the only real solution here will be for you to sell your sister into sexual slavery in Thailand. Perhaps it will be small comfort to her that she has already purchased the appropriate wardrobe with her ill-gotten gains, the little whore.

Hope this helps,
Abby

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Sis,


This is horrible advice. It is very rare for a 12 year old child to be able to spend 850$ in a week. I think you are the rare instance of being able to blow that much money on coke at such a young age.

Dear "ITILTEZ",

Id tell your mommy, and search the house.

[wet work]

[mason55]

tilt -

tell your sister that you won't tell on her if she hooks you up with one of her friends.

[smittymatt]

Ouch, your sister sucks at having morals. Spank her.

[JTrout]

who counts their change, but doesn't cash it in?

[fluffpop62]

I was just thinking you should tell your mom...you're not the boss of your little sister. duh.

[guids]

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I was just thinking you should tell your mom...you're not the boss of your little sister. duh.

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huh? ya he is. older siblings are ALWAYS the boss of younger siblings.

fluff, how drunk are you tonight?

[SpaceAce]

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This gimmick account has real potential. You should definitely stick the formula of keeping to gentle, Abby-like words for the first paragraph or two, then hitting us with some completely inappropriate and obnoxious advice at the last second.


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oh wow. is that what the gimmick is doing? wow holy [censored], thanks for clearing that up for all of us dude!

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You're right, your reply was a great deal more insightful and more of a contribution. You've replied to me twice in two threads, and you've been a useless dickhole both times. Thanks for keeping the forums sparkling and witty.

SpaceAce