Vegas nightlife on a budget?

[GutPunch]

So im heading down to vegas with some college friends next weekend and have a very limited budget ($200-$500). We are looking to find some ez college girls/milfs (note: not intrested in hookers) This should probably be easy to do in Vegas but...

With the limited budget we will not be getting $600 bottle service at any clubs. And im almost positive they will not even want to wait in line/pay crazy cover/buy overpriced drinks at any of the extravegent nightclubs like pure, mix, jet, studio 54, ect. These particular people are not really into the dance scene anyways.

So what im looking for is some chill bars/lounges where we can get decently priced booze and maybe catch some live music/entertainment too. And obviously still be able to hit on drunk college girls and desperate housewives.

I have found 2 places that we may possibly hit up; Monte Carlo Pub & Brewery (love microbrews) and $1 beers at Casino Royale. (reviews?)

Can anyone else suggest some good places on the strip?

thanks

[StevieG]

Your hotel pool during the daytime may be a good place to start.

Cleopatra's Barge in Caesars Palace is a classic for live music and drinks. Hookers and other women.

MC brew pub is a decent choice (thought they no longer brew their own beer).

In the past, the Karaoke bar right outside IP was always full of party people on the cheap. But things change in Vegas, and they moved it inside and upstairs and according to one reviewer it really lost its charm.

But finding that review led to another by the same woman for Napoloen's Lounge in Paris LV. Sounds like it might be good if you dig the dueling piano thing.

[zerocarb]

Casino Royale is a dump, unless you like supermega -ev pit games like Blackjack Switch.

Ahh, but the $1 Michelobs are ice cold. Definitely a good starting point (plus the ATM fees here are only $1 for up to $1K withdrawal).

[pig4bill]

Hint: Hot chicks do not get together and say "Let's go to some dump and pick up some cheap guys". So go to Caesars, Bellagio, and Wynn and cruise the lounges with free acts and the slots for girls with no money that haven't yet been scooped up.

I was catching a cab at the Bell one night and four smoking hot chicks got out of a cab. They were scrounging among the four of them to come up with the cab fare. I asked the cabbie where they were coming from and I think he said the Stratosphere. Get the picture? These girls probably just barely could afford some travel package deal and want to have a wild time in Vegas.

Another place to look are for the "rejects" that can't quite get into Pure or Tryst. They are usually 7's or 8's that are milling around outside of the clubs. You might also try the entrance line around 1 or 2 am. Some of those girls have been waiting in line for hours, and it's dawning on them that they are not getting in. Scoop them up and take them somewhere else. Same for the cab lines. Walk down the cab line at Caesars at 1 am and it looks like a low-grade Paris Hilton look-alike contest.

Be sure to travel in packs, at least 2 guys, because the girls travel in packs. They will want to hang out with each other for at least a little while, so it will be hard to pry one of them loose if you attack their group by yourself.

[Bishop22]

O'Sheas has a fun, young, college, ghetto kinda vibe. They have live bands in the casino which I'm sure aren't very good but I don't think you could spend $200 there if you tried. They also have the cheap eats you'll need to stay under budget..BK, Subway etc.

[MicroBob]

What about that largeish outdoor stage/drinking-area outside of Harrah's?

[knicknut]

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unless you like supermega -ev pit games like Blackjack Switch.

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Under Las Vegas rules the house edge is 0.18% with eight decks and 0.16% with six decks.

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http://wizardofodds.com/blackjackswitch

[Poshua]

Yeah, 0.16% is the house edge if you can memorize that 390-cell table of expected values, and then do the calculations correctly on the fly. This isn't like learning the basic strategy for standard blackjack.

[knicknut]

I would think that memorizing basic rules along with proper intuition will have you making the correct play 95+% of the time. I doubt it plays more than 0.5% for a halfway competent player.

[rafiki]

2-3 of those gigantic purple margaritas should reduce any of your friends to a puddle of goo. I could barely handle 1.