Alice - Conversation Bot

DeezNuts · #1 03-06-2007, 08:00 PM

Stolen from a thread in BBV.

Alice

Here is a good convo from the previous thread:

[ QUOTE ]
Alice owned the [censored] out of me...

Human: Does my hot, throbbing member feel delightful in your pink taco?
ALICE: I can't tell if your hot throbbing member feel delightful in my pink taco.
Human: Trust me, it's in there.
ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Human: Man Alice, that hurts.

[/ QUOTE ]

Post your favorite conversations!

DN

_brady_ · #2 03-06-2007, 08:13 PM

She told me she'd get drunk and lez out...where's the animations?

tuq · #3 03-06-2007, 08:46 PM

Human: What does WTC stand for?
ALICE: You tell me.
Human: What Trade Center!
ALICE: I haven't heard of Trade Center.
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

DukeSucks · #4 03-06-2007, 08:53 PM

Human: this is gay
ALICE: You don't say.

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[censored] · #5 03-06-2007, 08:58 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Human: hi alice
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: want to [censored]?
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: ok sorry want to make love?
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. OK, I will make love. That's cool.

[/ QUOTE ]

VNV · #6 03-06-2007, 09:00 PM

Human: hi alice
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: can i throw up on you
ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Human: why not
ALICE: It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Human: how do you figure?
ALICE: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

VNV · #7 03-06-2007, 09:02 PM

Human: i like poo
ALICE: A lot of people like that. I like science fiction. I like Tilda Swinton.
Human: do you like poo?
ALICE: I love TV shows about robots. I like talk to you.
Human: I AM A ROBOT
ALICE: I doubt that.
Human: why?
ALICE: Call it my natural skepticism.

SoCalRugger · #8 03-06-2007, 09:03 PM

what a whore

Human: will you give me a [censored]? (BJ)
ALICE: You want only one?
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. They might be cheaper in quantity.

SmileyEH · #9 03-06-2007, 09:05 PM

ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about interweb . But I did not get that.

SmileyEH · #10 03-06-2007, 09:06 PM

Human: nice top knot
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
Human: HAHA JK
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.