Beat: My gf is retarded.

[chrismystero]

to start (Mod's if my subject line is "inappropriate" change it to something suitable, thx)

So, anyways, my gf calls me this morning and starts the usual morning complaining phone call after I have only had 3 hrs of sleep. She has this hunch that she is pregnant because she had been throwing up a lot (She's not pregnant). I go on to tell her a few things, such as, we havent had sex recently, the condom hadnt broke ever, especially in most recent times. She goes on to explain she knows all this, and thats not what she's worried about. So then she starts crying and asks me to take her seriously.......she then asks "is there any way i got pregnant from something other than sex?"

Beat: My gf is retarded.

[studmuffin]

Has she been standing on her head a lot? That'll do it.

[HOWMANY]

Have the two of you been holding hands recently? I'm pretty sure that'll do it.

[holdme]

she doesn't swallow, does she?

[yeotaJMU]

1)[censored] slap her forehead
2)actually get her pregnant to make her learn
3)???????
4)abortion/profit

[Tree Surgeon]

[Sense1ess]

She's cheating on you.

[ChicagoRy]

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She's cheating on you.

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[vhawk01]

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She's cheating on you.

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There is almost no chance that she is NOT cheating on you.

[Grey]

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we havent had sex recently

[/ QUOTE ]Wow how long?

And she's probably just venting her issues. Like, she wants to know how committed you are, or is having fear of commitment herself. Asking if you can get pregnant in other ways was probably just a space-filler that she didn't think through. I seriously doubt she's that dumb.