Official April Thread: General Discussion/etc

[KingNeo]

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NMDynasty you're [censored] crazy, and I like it

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Yeah well I got pooped on today and I don't like it.

Honestly there were 4 and I repeat FOUR hands today in which I would have been even for the day if I had won them.

They consist of:

AK vs AQ all in preflop A on the flop, Q on the river

AJ all in preflop vs A9 9 on the flop

AK vs JJ all in prelfop JJ held up

A5 vs 47s all in on the flop I had 2 pair with A5 and the guy ahd a flush draw.

If I win any of those hands I am even for the day and probably end up grinding out some more 5/10 hands.

Instead I am stuck a large sum of $ and am not pleased.

It is not a major problem except for the fact that I will now need to grind away for the next 2 months to get back to "even" from where I was yesterday.

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JUST SENT AN EMAIL TO FTP. PLEASE AWAIT RESPONSE ON THIS ENTIRE DEBACLE.

THIS IS A TRAVESTY.

PEOPLE ARE GETTING READY TO LOSE THEIR LIVES.

[censored] EVERYONE.

[grindplz]

Sweet spike 1

PokerStars Game #9395481158: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/04/13 - 02:22:46 (ET)
Table 'Gaby' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: kingsofcards ($1335 in chips)
Seat 2: popai123 ($605.25 in chips)
Seat 3: tomtom2 ($549 in chips)
Seat 4: Bri-c ($3470.35 in chips)
Seat 5: paronoid ($1472.75 in chips)
Seat 6: MT UR Wallet ($801.60 in chips)
kingsofcards: posts small blind $3
popai123: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kingsofcards [3h 3c]
tomtom2: raises $18 to $24
Bri-c: folds
paronoid: raises $53 to $77
MT UR Wallet: folds
kingsofcards: calls $74
popai123: folds
tomtom2: calls $53
*** FLOP *** [3d Tc Kc]
kingsofcards: bets $175
tomtom2: folds
paronoid: calls $175
*** TURN *** [3d Tc Kc] [Th]
kingsofcards: bets $455
paronoid: calls $455
*** RIVER *** [3d Tc Kc Th] [7h]
kingsofcards: bets $628 and is all-in
paronoid: calls $628
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kingsofcards: shows [3h 3c] (a full house, Threes full of Tens)
paronoid: mucks hand
kingsofcards collected $2750 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2753 | Rake $3
Board [3d Tc Kc Th 7h]
Seat 1: kingsofcards (small blind) showed [3h 3c] and won ($2750) with a full house, Threes full of Tens
Seat 2: popai123 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: tomtom2 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Bri-c folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: paronoid mucked [Ks Ac]

Sweet spike 2

PokerStars Game #9395716312: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/04/13 - 02:53:23 (ET)
Table 'Werdandi' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: kingsofcards ($1195.80 in chips)
Seat 2: MT UR Wallet ($1661.70 in chips)
Seat 3: MyNameIsHov ($594 in chips)
Seat 4: new_wag ($167.25 in chips)
Seat 5: hook2120 ($1237.25 in chips)
Seat 6: TutuScoot12 ($1581.65 in chips)
MyNameIsHov: posts small blind $3
new_wag: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kingsofcards [7c 7s]
hook2120: folds
TutuScoot12: raises $18 to $24
kingsofcards: calls $24
MT UR Wallet: folds
MyNameIsHov: folds
new_wag: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [7h As 6c]
new_wag: checks
TutuScoot12: bets $42
kingsofcards: raises $108 to $150
new_wag: folds
TutuScoot12: raises $174 to $324
kingsofcards: calls $174
*** TURN *** [7h As 6c] [3d]
TutuScoot12: bets $1233.65 and is all-in
kingsofcards: calls $847.80 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7h As 6c 3d] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TutuScoot12: shows [Ks Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
kingsofcards: shows [7c 7s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
kingsofcards collected $2415.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2418.60 | Rake $3

Hitting sets when deep is fun.

[billyjex]

i have been putting the sickest coolers on people lately, i almost feel bad

almost

[JKratzer]

Hitting sets against total droolers is fun.

[billyjex]

these hands occured within one orbit of each other, both vs donks

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $333.85</u>
<font color="black">BB: $394</font>
<u>Hero (UTG): $607.90</u>
MP: $820
CO: $552
<font color="black">BTN: $391.80</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $14, SB calls $12, BB calls $10

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($56) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($56) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $56</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $56, BB calls $56

<font color="black">River:</font> ($224) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $263.85</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $263.85

Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Queen high) and won (+$414.85)
SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Jack high) and lost (-$333.85)

Pot Size: $751.70 ($3 Rake)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $822
<font color="black">BB: $569.40</font>
<u>UTG: $364.80</u>
CO: $322
<u>Hero (BTN): $1016.75</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $13</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $13, SB folds, BB calls $9

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($39) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $25</font>, Hero calls $25, BB folds

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($89) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($89) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $80</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $978.75</font>, UTG calls all-in for $246.80
Uncalled bet of $651.95 returned to Hero

Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight flush, Seven high) and won (+$376.80)
UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Seven high) and lost (-$364.80)

Pot Size: $742.60 ($3 Rake)

[catcher193]

damn this aderrol is makign me dizzy

nhs

[BobboFitos]

OCD: I've played 2,000 hands of .02-.04 limit the past 2 months. Why? I cant leave pokerstars unless my account has an even sum of money.

[lassie]

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OCD: I've played 2,000 hands of .02-.04 limit the past 2 months. Why? I cant leave pokerstars unless my account has an even sum of money.

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lolollo this is great

[BobboFitos]

surprisingly its very relaxing to jam the button while watching tv, too. you guys would be sick, this is all 1tabled over the past 2 months.

[G_Dollaz]

I always jam the button while I'm watching tv... and 10 tabling.... maybe THAT is why I'm not very good @ poker