Rio: Would the real Scotty Nguyen please stand up?

[Under dog]

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I stopped when you said Scotty was drinking Corona...

Scotty Nguyen drinks Michelob.

Men Ngyugen drinks Corona.

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OMG!

OP thats some funny chit and well written!

A+

[Labarde]

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I bought some scissors and scotch tape. Back in the stall, I cut off Scotty’s greasy mullet and taped it to the back of my head. Putting his hat, sunglasses, leather jacket, and gold chains on as well. “I’m Scotty Nguyen, baby,” I said to myself in the mirror. “I’m Scotty Nguyen.”


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This is the funniest paragraph ive ever read.

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[likeyoustoleit]

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I bought some scissors and scotch tape. Back in the stall, I cut off Scotty’s greasy mullet and taped it to the back of my head. Putting his hat, sunglasses, leather jacket, and gold chains on as well. “I’m Scotty Nguyen, baby,” I said to myself in the mirror. “I’m Scotty Nguyen.”


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This is the funniest paragraph ive ever read.

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QFT x 1000

[Quagmyer]

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good read but is Scotty really going in with a gutshot straight flush draw?

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I couldn't believe it either.

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turned the nut flush, imo

[Barretboy]

any NIYM bump is a good bump. Someone find the kathy leibert one.

[ebepse]

the first few nutz stories were the best imo