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Old 08-08-2007, 11:47 AM
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Default kind of brag: you can see me. on tv.

i was at caesars today because after a standard hit and run at the venetian 2-5 (i only play shortstacked and then once i double up i leave) i went to caesars to do the same thing and i decided to rest in the sports book because i like to look at the scores and rest. anyway, they were showing 2007 WSOP on espn2 and it was the hand where that poofter has KK and then that bitch has AA and then hellmuth also has AA and they all go all in and i was like, hey i was there when that happened. and then after hellmuth calls and gets up you can see the crowd and there is someone standing in powder blue and its me. oh man IT IS SO ME! i tried to watch it again on pokertube but its too fuzzy, but its still me.

anyway here was my double-up hand at venetian:

live straddle--$10 to call. like four calls. hero is small blind. hero looks down and spots a red Q and another red Q. hero raises to $55. BB reraises to $150. several folds. hero notes that previously BB 3-bet light. hero raises all in for another $90. total pot is $425. hero shows BB his pocket queens. BB folds. suweet! BB had jacks.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:51 AM
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Default Re: kind of brag: you can see me. on tv.

OMG I REMEMBER YOU. wait i don't.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:52 AM
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Default Re: kind of brag: you can see me. on tv.

Live shortstacking? lol, r u kidding me? yer a bum.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:54 AM
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Default Re: kind of brag: you can see me. on tv.

beat: powder blue shirt
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:57 AM
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Default Re: kind of brag: you can see me. on tv.

looool @ shortstacking live.

you are a piece of nothing.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:59 AM
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Default Re: kind of brag: you can see me. on tv.

OP I like your style.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:01 PM
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Live shortstacking? lol, r u kidding me? yer a bum.

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YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOU SHUT IT RIGHT NOW. i am the best live shortstacker of all time. how many times have you hit for the short stack cycle? (shortstack cycle: buy in for a hundo at 1-2, get to 250, shortstack 2-5, get to 500, shortstack 5-10, get to 1000--now usually you have to go to bellagio because venetian seldom has a 10-20 game--shortstack 10-20 and ROBUST 2K++++ YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WOOOOOOOO!!) i have done it several times and i have been in vegas for like not that long. so EAT THAT, JERKASS. AND I SLOWROLL OFTENTIMES AND FIND IT EXTREMELY AMUSING. but seriously i live shortstack like a supreme chancellor.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:11 PM
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i was at caesars today because after a standard hit and run at the venetian 2-5 (i only play shortstacked and then once i double up i leave) i went to caesars to do the same thing

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your winrate must almost equal minimum wage.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:15 PM
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i was at caesars today because after a standard hit and run at the venetian 2-5 (i only play shortstacked and then once i double up i leave) i went to caesars to do the same thing

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your winrate must almost equal minimum wage.

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your name is misleading.

Also, OP for mod
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:16 PM
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that was a quick ban
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