Best pick up lines/openers

Hev BBV post your best pickup lines or ways to start talking to randomly chicks here.

If in a club or w/e I just ask them to dance most of the time. But in a coffe shop or pub I usually just use the standard

"did you see those two girls fighting before over there?"
It's pretty old but doesn't look like I'm trying to shoot an angle and girls love bitchiness LDO and always want to know what happened.

Anyone else got a favourite that they use

[4ObliVioN4]

Nice shirt, wanna [censored]?

[bonds]

"Who IS the drizzle?"

[yeotaJMU]

[ QUOTE ]
Nice pussy, wanna [censored]?

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fyp

[AE6]

i like "what up, killa"

[RunyonAve]

"Excuse me, are you related to a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you"

extra points for being so dumb that it instantly breaks the ice.

[ QUOTE ]
Nice shirt, wanna [censored]?

[/ QUOTE ]

Haven't tried that one.

On St Pats Day I told every reasonable** chick I walked past that I was going this -----. way if she wanted some tho.

** I was well slaughtered and had some massive beer goggles but they were at least all probably thin.

[im a model]

"i has a fat weener."

[JuntMonkey]

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"i has a bucket."

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[dallas14]

"are you going to walk to your car by yourself later, thanks, ill be standing over here watching you all night"

dc is great.