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Old 01-31-2007, 02:05 PM
dlorc dlorc is offline
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A Murmansk gambler lost his wife in a poker game when he ran out of cash and laid his other half on the table, Ananova reports.

Unfortunately for Andrei Karpov, when winning opponent Sergey Brodov arrived to claim his prize, his wife Tatiana was "so angry" she opted for a divorce.

She thundered: "It was humiliating and I was utterly ashamed. But as soon as my ex-husband did that I knew I had to leave him."

In a heartwarming twist which disproves once-and-for-all the old "lucky at cards, unlucky at love" proverb, Tatiana started a relationship with Brodov and subsequently married him.

She enthused: "Sergey was a very handsome, charming man and I am very happy with him, even if he did 'win' me in a poker game."


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01..._gambles_wife/
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:08 PM
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awesome!!

for some unhappily married guys this would be a freeroll.
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:09 PM
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was this one of those old time poker games where people were like "i raise $100,000" ... "[censored] i don't have that much. i guess i have to fold. OR... put down my farm to cover the bet."
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:13 PM
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this is funny for me on so many levels
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:16 PM
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wtf did he have to bet his wife?
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:24 PM
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chip-dumping
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:33 PM
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This sounds like a good way to get out of a bad marriage.
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:35 PM
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wtf did he have to bet his wife?

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5 high.
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:40 PM
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you've never done this? durrr, i do it all the time.
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:43 PM
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hmmm, I wonder what I could get for mine?
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