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#51
09-05-2007, 02:49 AM
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Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID
"no I told you I think you like me
you just like me less than other activities" - 9.5/10 
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#52
09-05-2007, 04:07 AM
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Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID
So I went to the video store and saw this girl again tonight. She was trying to help me pick out a movie and she asked the other girl working what good movies they have for real manly men(me) obv she is interested. So, I was setup to ask her out right, but when I checked out there was some guy behind me in line and I just told her thanks for the help and kinda smiled and left. So, I'm gonna go back tomorrow night... and am curious if I should ask her on a date for the weekend, or maybe bring the real game and ask her what shes doing tomorrow night. Why delay the inevitable, amirite? Go in for the home run, and if it doesn't take go for the save and ask her on a date. I'm thinking I might go for #2.
Thoughts, comments? I think she is a bit younger and horny as hell, so she will probably be down with it if lay it on her.
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#53
09-05-2007, 09:15 AM
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Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID
Ask her one of her favorite movies. She's prolly a movie buff working at a movie store. Most popular movies have a porn knock off. So if she says Jurassic Park.. go buy jurassic Pork and invite her over to watch it and act like it was an honest mistake. She'll love it.
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#54
09-05-2007, 09:33 AM
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Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID
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Ask her one of her favorite movies. She's prolly a movie buff working at a movie store. Most popular movies have a porn knock off. So if she says Jurassic Park.. go buy jurassic Pork and invite her over to watch it and act like it was an honest mistake. She'll love it. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] http://www.jurassicpork.com/ [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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#55
09-05-2007, 09:35 AM
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Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID
Such good advice, I dont think I need to waste any money buying Jurrassic pork though, she is ready to go. I'm just trying to figure out how I'm going to invite her over, I want to catch her off guard and maybe embarrass her a little, not too much, but enough that she will want to come over and get it on as soon as she gets off work. I'm open to suggestions.
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#58
09-05-2007, 11:14 AM
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Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID
How much of your poker bankroll should you spend on a ho?
Do you just hand them your cash before you do it, or wait until after you are done?
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#59
09-05-2007, 11:40 AM
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Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID
If she's rearin to go like you say you just gotta ask her to come watch it with you. Do it with a giggle and a smile. BE SMOOTH.. no hesitation when the time comes. If she comes up with an excuse it may be legit but have a back up line like.. ok maybe next week or something along that line. Then she'll have more time to think about it when shes playing with her vibrator and shovin her dildo in her ass, and she'll be regretting it's not the real thing.
Next time you come in she'll be short of breath just waitin for you to ask again. If she happens to shoot you down again she's a prude freak of nature and prolly on some anti-depressants that are causing her to act so outlandish.
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#60
09-05-2007, 12:15 PM
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Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID
Solid, exept theres no need for me to resort to porn, I got it under control, Im just debating methods of delivery for an invite. I live literally 1 block from this video store, so she is practically already at my place. She was short of breath tonight when I walked in, she might've came over last night If I asked. Lets hear some game wicked, I've got the setup, all ready to go, wut it do. What can I say to this girl to get her to come over to get it on, tonight.
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