Ask a playa how to GET LAID - Page 3

edfurlong · #21 09-04-2007, 10:36 PM

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I thought blowing/nutting was easy?

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Oh you crazy kids.

React1oN · #22 09-04-2007, 10:38 PM

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shouldn't unblinking eye be the one to do this thread with a series of lies?

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chadmack · #23 09-04-2007, 10:43 PM

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fyi his best friend's little sister is 14.

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no she's about to turn 16 and she's only a year and a half younger than i am

IronFly · #24 09-04-2007, 10:44 PM

Just got back from a neighborhood bar.

Chick is the bartender. Grew up in the ghetto where I was recently beaten and robbed. She is hot as [censored] and used to be a cheerleader for a NFL team.

What's my play?

wickedgoodtrader · #25 09-04-2007, 10:46 PM

It's not always easy. If you've been drinkin a bunch you might have what they call whiskey dick which pretty much eliminates your chances of nutin. Other times it's just nerves come into play and make it hard to nut.

It's best to prepare by not jerkin off at all for a few days in advance. The ensures you got a fully loaded gun just waitin to bust out. It's better to go quick then not go at all.

Madman Madman · #26 09-04-2007, 10:46 PM

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Just got back from a neighborhood bar.

Chick is the bartender. Grew up in the ghetto where I was recently beaten and robbed. She is hot as [censored] and used to be a cheerleader for a NFL team.

What's my play?

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does this smell like chloroform to you?

PJo336 · #27 09-04-2007, 10:50 PM

wouldnt a virgin nut too fast?

Madman Madman · #28 09-04-2007, 10:51 PM

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wouldnt a virgin nut too fast?

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so you are also a birgin?

IronFly · #29 09-04-2007, 10:53 PM

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Just got back from a neighborhood bar.

Chick is the bartender. Grew up in the ghetto where I was recently beaten and robbed. She is hot as [censored] and used to be a cheerleader for a NFL team.

What's my play?

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does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Jokes like these are why you are still a virgin [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

chadmack · #30 09-04-2007, 10:53 PM

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wouldnt a virgin nut too fast?

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so you are also a birgin?

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everyone's different i think, i only lasted like a min my first time but it wasn't some random chick it was my gf who i was really comfortable with so...