"Relax, baby, I just want to mash your ..."

[No Fizzle]

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Next time, I'm going to mash the non-kid [censored].

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FMP.

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That's the shitter.

[Kevroc]

[x] fattie
[x] eleventeen beers
[x] usage of new BBV4L pick-up line
[x] taco bell
[x] did not tell fattie about the taco bell
[ ] OP got laid

DUCY?

[diebitter]

OP

Try saying it with more finesse next time.

[DoyleHellmuth007]

I dont really understand this post. Were you in love with this girl? Even if you were, having pre-marital relations (or even thinking of doing it!) is against the bibles teachings. I think you really need to do some soul searching and find out what it is you really want in life. Jesus loved you enough to die a painful death on the cross for you, and then was resurrected to give you another chance at eternal salvation. This is real love, a love that is eternal and everlasting.

[Jenno99]

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I dont really understand this post. Were you in love with this girl? Even if you were, having pre-marital relations (or even thinking of doing it!) is against the bibles teachings. I think you really need to do some soul searching and find out what it is you really want in life. Jesus loved you enough to die a painful death on the cross for you, and then was resurrected to give you another chance at eternal salvation. This is real love, a love that is eternal and everlasting.

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[diebitter]

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Jesus loved you enough to die a painful death on the cross for you,

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Yah thanks Jesus.

[Kevroc]

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I dont really understand this post. Were you in love with this girl? Even if you were, having pre-marital relations (or even thinking of doing it!) is against the bibles teachings. I think you really need to do some soul searching and find out what it is you really want in life. Jesus loved you enough to die a painful death on the cross for you, and then was resurrected to give you another chance at eternal salvation. This is real love, a love that is eternal and everlasting.

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Denounce your false god and come to realize Raptor Christ as your savior.

[Kilillan]

How do you crash and burn with a drunk and horny fat chick

it's like losing with quads

[Nilzor]

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How do you crash and burn with a drunk and horny fat chick

it's like going to showdown, not beating 3 high

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[Suiteness]

Keedsheeter might be to vulgar and graphic. You have to be cute with words. Next time you should try "Relax baby, I just want to blow up your poop box".

Guaranteed poon.