Assani Fisher countdown speculation thread

[nath]

yeah i just read the onslaught thread and you can't tell me this post was written by someone who is not a troll.

[eviljeff]

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[Poofler]

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I've been contacted by Assani and will not be creating a graph. however, I no longer think he should be banned.

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Well now we know someone is going to make a graph

[Hold'em 07]

I will be making a graph. Assani PM me if you don't want others to know your not so secret secret.

[goofyballer]

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yeah i just read the onslaught thread and you can't tell me this post was written by someone who is not a troll.

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lol, someone linked this from a footballguys or whatever thread that was linked here:

mayshaque

Assani:

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Mayshaque originally posted what many consider to be one of the finest 101 man onslaughts in his first group of essays. Not to sound too conceited, but while his work was revolutionary at the time, it did have flaws and I think I have actually improved upon his work.

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These "many" consider-ers of Mayshaque must all live in Siberia or something, or have lived in the 1700s, because their opinions have not found their way onto the internet!

[Assani Fisher]

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I've been contacted by Assani

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Ummmm...no you havn't.

103,172 and counting

[Assani Fisher]

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I will be making a graph. Assani PM me if you don't want others to know your not so secret secret.

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You're more the welcome to do the graph.

103,171 and counting

[Georgia Avenue]

i made a graph...

but I eated it. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


how can anyone not find that onslaught thread hilarious?

[Hopey]

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yeah i just read the onslaught thread and you can't tell me this post was written by someone who is not a troll.

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To whit:

"Jeez people...this is the "other topics" forum. I thought it was supposed to be a relaxed atmosphere. If you don't enjoy the topic, then just don't click on the thread...its that simple! But I've been a pretty respected poster here for a few years and have never caused much trouble at all. Why all the hostility, insults, and saying that I should be banned? I havn't insulted anyone or been disrespectful in any way, and I really feel as if a number of you are way out of line here. Furthermore, I've been very clear that if this isn't the right forum for this posting that I'd be willing to take it elsewhere(its already been crossposted in the SMP forum)."

I guess 2+2ers were supposed to perform research on "Onslaughts" before clicking on Assani's thread. It's our fault for being curious and then a few of us getting ticked off when it turned out after a hundred replies or so that an "Onslaught" is a figment of Assani's imagination. Shame on us, I guess.

[AlexM]

It's a prop bet to see if he can stroke his penis X times before the new year. He's counting down as he gets closer to his goal.