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[Harvester]

Cool, I get to turn in my tin foil hat now for a propeller cap!

[suzzer99]

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How do you explain a player who plays a 90%+ VPIP only folding when an opponent has JJ+ preflop? He's playing EVERY hand, and then folds pf when random dude has AA every time.

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STAGE #756173621: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $30 - 2007-09-07 20:12:54 (ET)
Table: BEATY AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - A2STEAKSAUCE ($5955 in chips)
Seat 1 - FRISCOMELT ($6693 in chips)
Seat 2 - POKERSKIBUM ($17339 in chips)
Seat 3 - DOUBLEDRAG ($22199.74 in chips)
Seat 4 - PROT0 ($3018 in chips)
Seat 5 - GGOUOYD25 ($3022 in chips)
FRISCOMELT - Posts small blind $15
POKERSKIBUM - Posts big blind $30
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to A2STEAKSAUCE [As Ad]
DOUBLEDRAG - Raises $90 to $90
PROT0 - Folds
GGOUOYD25 - Folds
A2STEAKSAUCE - Raises $325 to $325
FRISCOMELT - Raises $1115 to $1130
POKERSKIBUM - Folds
DOUBLEDRAG - Calls $1040
A2STEAKSAUCE - Raises $2500 to $2825
FRISCOMELT - Folds
DOUBLEDRAG - Calls $1695
*** FLOP *** [7s 10d Ac]
DOUBLEDRAG - Checks
A2STEAKSAUCE - Checks
*** TURN *** [7s 10d Ac] [2d]
DOUBLEDRAG - Checks
A2STEAKSAUCE - All-In $3130
DOUBLEDRAG - Folds
A2STEAKSAUCE - returned ($3130) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
A2STEAKSAUCE - Does not show
A2STEAKSAUCE Collects $6807 from main pot

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How do you explain NEVER losing a river confrontation?

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MACHINEGUNIA - Posts small blind $10
BIGHEAD909 - Posts big blind $20
*** POCKET CARDS ***
MANUTEBOLJR - Raises $80 to $80
XAJA1 - Folds
DOUBLEDRAG - Raises $200 to $200
MACHINEGUNIA - Folds
BIGHEAD909 - Folds
MANUTEBOLJR - Calls $120
*** FLOP *** [10d 6s Js]
MANUTEBOLJR - Checks
DOUBLEDRAG - Bets $40
MANUTEBOLJR - Calls $40
*** TURN *** [10d 6s Js] [7c]
MANUTEBOLJR - Checks
DOUBLEDRAG - Checks
*** RIVER *** [10d 6s Js 7c] [10s]
MANUTEBOLJR - Checks
DOUBLEDRAG - Bets $60
MANUTEBOLJR - Calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DOUBLEDRAG - Shows [6d As] (Two Pair, tens and sixes)
MANUTEBOLJR - Shows [Jd Kh] (Two Pair, jacks and tens)

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How do you explain NEVER calling on a river, only betting/folding?

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STAGE #756266573: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $30 - 2007-09-07 21:58:59 (ET)
Table: BEATY AVE (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - HOWDUZZYDOIT ($16.50 in chips)
Seat 1 - FRISCOMELT ($8301 in chips)
Seat 2 - FU_BEGGAR ($6000 in chips)
Seat 4 - DOUBLEDRAG ($2365 in chips)
FRISCOMELT - Posts small blind $15
FU_BEGGAR - Posts big blind $30
*** POCKET CARDS ***
DOUBLEDRAG - Raises $90 to $90
HOWDUZZYDOIT - Folds
FRISCOMELT - Calls $75
FU_BEGGAR - Folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 4d Kc]
FRISCOMELT - Checks
DOUBLEDRAG - Bets $90
FRISCOMELT - Calls $90
*** TURN *** [6d 4d Kc] [Jc]
FRISCOMELT - Checks
DOUBLEDRAG - Bets $480
FRISCOMELT - Calls $480
*** RIVER *** [6d 4d Kc Jc] [2c]
FRISCOMELT - Bets $7170
DOUBLEDRAG - All-In $1705
FRISCOMELT - returned ($5465) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FRISCOMELT - Shows [8c 7c] (Flush, king high)
DOUBLEDRAG - Mucks
FRISCOMELT Collects $4758 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($4760) | Rake ($2)
Board [6d 4d Kc Jc 2c]
Seat 1: FRISCOMELT (small blind) won Total ($4758) HI$4758) wit Flush, king high [8c 7c - B:Kc,B:Jc,P:8c,P:7c,B:2c]
Seat 2: FU_BEGGAR (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: DOUBLEDRAG HI: [Mucked] [Qs 2s]
Seat 5: HOWDUZZYDOIT (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS



are you sure you know what the word 'never' means?

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On #1 he calls sometimes trying to stack dudes (doesn't know pot odds).

On #2 his bluff failed (remmeber the guy doesn't know how to play).

On #3 he almost certainly noticed his pair, while missing the backdoor flush, and thought he was calling a bluff.

[dragonystic]

i was simply pointing out that "never" wasnt correct. and yet it keeps getting repeated.

make whatever assumptions you want about the reasons why this donk makes bad plays.

[ikestoys]

those hands are all accounted for dragon

[ikestoys]

dragon-

he also reraised my opens about 50% of the time, except when he flatcalled with 1010 when I had AA

[ikestoys]

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i was simply pointing out that "never" wasnt correct. and yet it keeps getting repeated.

make whatever assumptions you want about the reasons why this donk makes bad plays.

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those arent even the correct nevers...

jeezus christ, go read beginning of the thread again

[dragonystic]

jeezuz christ, can you respond to a thread without being smug just once ike? i dont care if they are the correct nevers or not, i was responding to what dannyocean wrote. he said some things never happened, when they did. i dont see how any of this is even remotely arguable.

[dragonystic]

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those hands are all accounted for dragon

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yeah, i know.

i think these 'cheaters' must have set a record for the most misclicks and board reading errors in the history of online poker.

which is odd considering the fact that they can only play 1 table at a time. this would make them both terrible at poker AND incredibly retarded. how hard is it to play 1 table without [censored] up?

and yet they (he?) is brilliant enough to gain access to view hole cards. that makes perfect sense. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[apefish]

This thread blows. I wish I hadn't started it.
That refers to nobody in particular. I really thought we could get some sort of containment field up around the HHs and backstory where people could read the important parts of it without getting bogged down in craptastic debates.
I promise I won't start another one.


And because this is BBV... a chick holding her tatas...





Nah.

[Redgrape]

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This thread blows. I wish I hadn't started it.
That refers to nobody in particular. I really thought we could get some sort of containment field up around the HHs and backstory where people could read the important parts of it without getting bogged down in craptastic debates.
I promise I won't start another one.


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Maybe try another forum like casinomeister?